squishface

A Squish Face (or squishface) is also a Woo Face (or wooface).

Hello Squishface! Are you a Woojy Woojy Woo?

by The Lord and Master July 16, 2008

Squisher

1. (n) A sex partner.
2. (n) refers to the sound that two lovers make when having sex.

3. (n) der. used by subculture robosexuals and android fuckers to describe those that do not have sex with inanimate objects or human-like beings.

Syn. Organasmic, Breeders, Secretors
Ant. Robot Fuckers, Android Fuckers, Androidsexual

Rebecca, a human, is my favorite squisher!

Paul and Max are just a couple of squishers.

by Ramsausage July 23, 2010

Squires Drive Chiques

A gang in south Oxnard, CA. Oxnard aka Chiques.

- Where you from?
- Squires Drive!
- Oh shit. (foo starts running)

by ESE DE CE ACHE September 3, 2005

squirell-faced

To be annebriated on mass quantities of marijuana and beer and/or whiskey.

Kinash was so squirell-faced there was squirells scurrying all over him.

by nick moore February 16, 2006

Ford Country Squire

An iconic American station wagon that was characterized by it's large size, comfort, towing power, and signature faux-wood panels meant to emulate Woodies from the 40s and 50s. It was the top-of-the line station wagon built by Ford from 1951 to 1991. It was based on the Fairlane, Galaxie, and LTD line over the course of its history. Country squires are highly collected, especially the classics that were made before the mid-70s. They are fairly hard to find today, despite being a common site in virtually every suburban town in America in the 60s and 70s.

The Country squire was always amongst the biggest, heaviest passenger cars of every model year. Their size reached a peak in the mid-70s. They were fitted with huge V8 engines ranging from a standard 351 windsor to a beastly 460 (7.5L) V8 that was the largest engine ever mass produced. The big engines were choked by emissions requirements starting in the early 70s and got atrocious gas milage.

(Disclaimer, I own a Country Squire, and I believe it to be the most badass car ever built.)

The Ford Country Squire is driven by the family in Harry and the Hendersons.

The O'Doyle Family from Billy Madison own a Ford Country Squire and drive it off a cliff toward the end of the movie.

The "Family Truckster" from National Lampoons Vacation is a heavily modified Country Squire.

by Station Weapon September 12, 2010

squished rat

when you press your exposed dick against glass and or a window and it gives the appearance of a hairless rat squished against a window

jon was walking past a mcdonalds ran up to the window and showed the people inside his squished rat

by allergy August 5, 2006

Squired

Term coined by general anti-Matt Squire people. Used a general term for fail or general exclamations of fml. A verb, e.g. to be Squired, or "you got Squired!"

K: Guess what? My mom finally got a job!
T: Really? What does she do?
K: I'm not sure yet. I know it's something to with photography or magazines.
T: Oh so that's why I saw her in Playboy!
K: ...

K got Squired.

by Parafamily March 29, 2009