Smurgling

The noise that a close-by speaker makes when a mobile phone is about to receive either an incoming call or a text message.

Tromboner was sat minding his own business when the speaker began smurgling. He glanced across to see what delights his mobile phone would bring.

by RollOnFriday March 4, 2008

Squirreling

The act of putting your hands out in-front of you like a squirrel and making a puppy dog face

"Hey, stop squirreling! It'll be okay!"

by COOKIESQUIRREL November 8, 2014

Squirming Racoon

While a white man is fucking a black girl with his fist and getting his dick sucked he knees the girl on the top of her head then cums in both her eyes while trying to keep his fist wrist deep in the girls vagina.

DOOD, last night after the Klan meeting i gave this negro a squirming racoon.

by Collieman4-20 March 24, 2010

squirreling

Disrupting a casual drive with an abrupt press to the break, causing all passengers to shoot forward. The driver yells squirrel throughout the process, forging to have almost killed an innocent creature.

"Yoo how can i scare my friends?" "It's easy, try squirreling! It will scare the shit out of them!"

by Bridget1232424 August 29, 2011

squibbling

The act of ejaculating in a pen and writing on your partner.

Camerino had to work on his penmanship so Julie suggested a good ol squibbling for practice.

by Trevor Phillips November 16, 2016

squirreling

(v):The act of placing 2 or more ceramic squirrels between the rear and front tires of a car with the intent of revenge or for just unadulterated fun.
(n)squirrel-er, (adj)squirrel-y,

Brian went squirreling last night and squirreled the fuck out of those two hoes - they really had it coming.

by steeeeveo October 16, 2006

Squirreling

To act like a fucking retard, or a Clay.

Excuse me sir, but why didnt you do your homework?

Oh i was just squirreling

by sk8flip420yo September 21, 2009