Squintz

Ryan MacKinnon

first person- Do you know Ryan MacKinnon?

second person- Who?

first person- Squintz

second person- (unimpressed) Oh, yeah I do.

by earl herquest November 13, 2011

squits

When you think you're going to fart, but liquid shit squirts out of your ass leaving you with shitted pants and a mile away from the nearest toilet.

I thought i had some gas, but when i felt the warm shit i knew i had the squits.

by gooz January 12, 2004

hershey squirts

also known as diarhea- the runs- or the shits

nah i cant come out tonight- mary slipped exlax in my drink n i've got the hershey squirts like a motha fucka

by ...mary May 4, 2003

Squinis

A square penis.
A squinis can only fit inside of a squagina (square vagina)

Dude, Jill told me Brendan has a squinis, so they couldnt bang!

Because of her squagina, Linda Tripp imports only squinis.

by Linda Tripp April 5, 2011

poopy squirts

The act of projecting fecal matter out of your anus in a sporadic pattern. Almost an explosive manner, some might say like an icee machine running on empty.

Jose said to Juan "Man I am never going back to that roach coach again, that shit gave me the poopy squirts"

by Senior El Bopo July 24, 2009

Pony Squirts

Diarrhea.

Jason has the pony squirts.

by Xamire January 17, 2010

daylight squint

To squint your eyes from simple daylight, after being inside all day.

Usually being inside consists of surfing the internet, texting all day, or watching TV. First glance of daylight usually comes from opening a window shade, or your door.

Guy1 (outside at 2pm): Yo Bob! Open the door! I'm outside!

Guy2 (daylight squinting out the window): WTF man you didn't call!

by nypaliguy January 20, 2010