Squeezer

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see Village People or Micheal Jackson

by b0n3r February 14, 2003

squeeler

A young lady, who let's out a freekishly load sqwolk at the biggining of her laugh! This is only paralleled, by the grunting that ensues. She can easilly be mistaken for your average dizzy blond, (especially after a few shandy's). But do not be fooled, as she has special powers, including hand bag collecting, and talking in toungues. If you are still unsure as to whether you have a squeeler on your hand's. Then simply wait a while, for either a huwbert farnsworth to arive, or the squeeler to let rip with her obligitory catch-phrase of "OHH LUKE NOOOO"

What the f**k was that?
No worries it's just the squeeler!

by Master Pettifor October 26, 2004

Squeezer

Someone who wears shoes that are too small for them but continues to wear them because they are hot kicks

James:Yo Joey what size are those jordans I want to cop them from you
Joey: they are a size 9
James:whoa I thought you were a size 11
Joey:yea but the shoes are hot tho!!
James: damn kid you are a f***Ing squeezer!!!

by instagram: jeffreyromelus_25 February 3, 2013

Squeezer

Term given to pedophiles by molested youths. Also, a gay male who uses his anal muscles to remove a penis from the rectal cavity.

Jon Kodatt is a squeezer according to both definitions.

by william d willerson February 17, 2003

Squeezer

A device for smoking weed. Includes a squeze bottle, tape, tube, lighter and joint. Making a squeezer.

'Dude, let's smoke outta the squeezer!'
'Roll a j so we can smoke outta the squeezer!'

by Army Brat three March 18, 2010

Squeezer

One who plays with small children (under the age of 12) in a sexual manner.

by wizurd February 13, 2003

Squeezer

It is when ones face turns red and they start clamping their hands until the shit themselves.

Jesse had started a Squeezer and shit himself so we had to spray him with fabreze.

by happyjoe1 March 24, 2011