spaghetti squash 

A mediocre clarinet player that's acting like a little bitch.

Shut the fuck up, spaghetti squash.

spaghetti squash by HorseDemonKing May 6, 2014

Oh my Squash

To say when you have absolutely nothing else to say. Also to say when your mother makes squash for dinner the fifth time in a row.

Oh my squash!! I squashed my squash!

Oh my Squash by TsideApe August 29, 2013

hot squash

A massive dump

After eating that greasy burger, I dropped a hot squash!

hot squash by homusbizzles December 10, 2010

Sacramento squash tourny 

A woman takes a tin of red bull,turns it upside down and places a squash ball in the indentation. She then places this up her vagina using the tin to push it all the way up. She then lies on her back with her legs spread and shoots the ball as far as possible.

"Hey Cindy, this party is boring"
"I know Amy, maybe we should have a Sacramento squash tourny to get the party started?"
"That's a great idea!"

Sacramento squash tourny by Stevo_Brill June 1, 2015

Ball Squash 

This is when a woman is riding a man, turned around facing his feet. Just when the man is about to splooge, the woman punches him square in the nuts.

Jill: I was riding Jack last night and gave him a good old fashioned ball squash because he spent so much time playing fantasy football.

Ball Squash by Seth Sirover January 12, 2008

red carpet squash 

The action of a female squating down on another persons face while menstrating.

I gave Rachel a red carpet squash last night!

red carpet squash by Natalie February 2, 2005

beef squash 

A squashing of you & another’s beef; making amends

I’m so glad Selena & Demi had their beef squash.

Are you gonna meet me for a beefsquash?

beef squash by theoneandonlydicktionary September 10, 2018