Tampon squash

The substance left on a tampon after it has been ejected out of a woman with a blue waffle

Gabby was extremely shocked when she noticed that her tampon squash was a strange yellow color.

by Gingerspice3696 September 01, 2011

Grape-squashing

Having anal sex where the receiver has hemorrhoids

He turned her over, and did some grape-squashing.

by HandsUp June 23, 2009

EMI-Squashing

A phrase in which a rotund Emily would jump onto a sexual partner and suffocate them with their immense flab, Backfat and obese nature. This is not a move to be used lightly ONLY FAT LOVERS SHOULD ATTEMPT THIS WITH EMILY.

OMG Dude where the f*** am i?? Jesus christ What are you doing here Chris? "Aw man i was doing some hardcore EMI-Squashing with emily...hey you want some KFC?"

by Extreme Pink June 13, 2008

Squash Lemming

An idiot who, during a game of squash, will risk quadrapeligia by propelling themselves neck-first into the floor or walls in a desperate attempt to hit the ball.

Mark Russell is a squash lemming and now can only move several parts of his face.

by Michael Moschen March 29, 2006

keep it on the squash

to keep on the down low.

I boned my teacher last year, keep it on the squash.

by Laurenanne. December 29, 2006

squashed grape

A squashed testicle that thinks they are something special but they are just a smelly squashed testicle

That guy is a complete squashed grape

by Squiglebob January 28, 2016

boone squash

Whale shit found at the bottom of the ocean, usually referring to a person.

You're about as useful as boone squash. OR You smell like boone squash you stinky bastard.

by BubblesTPB April 20, 2015