squanch

The squanch is the mascot of Tetazoo, a residence hall in East Campus of MIT. It was reportedly created out of a long ago acid trip that went right. It is roughly the shape of a coat hanger, and is always seen holding a single bent flower and a sign proclaiming 'Hackito Ergo Sum'

Person 1: What type of dog did James E. Tetazoo have?

Person 2: It's a squanch!

by MWMWM March 5, 2010

Squatchin'

Derived from 'sass-quatchin'
When someone is being unnecessarily sassy

"What's wrong with Bob?"
"I don't know but he's been squatchin' all day"

by BritNAZT February 27, 2014

squatchy

Pulling down one's pants to fart, particularly (but not limited to) farting on an open fire.

"I'm about to run squatchy on this fire."

"Steve got so drunk he squatchied on his girlfriend in bed."

by Scooteronomy January 11, 2012

Squanch

A fart so rare and terrifying that it deserves its own name. Often found in confined spaces where its victims can not escape its wrath.

My god, its the squanch. Break out the gas masks.

by thewickedone80 March 6, 2013

Squanch

The act of male on male scissoring. The men spread their legs in a "Y" (scissor) shape and place scrotum's together, usually behind the other party's testicular sac, and proceed to pleasure one another.

Man, my sac hurts! Next time we squanch, one of us needs to shave so it's not like our balls are Velcroed together..

See also scissoring

by fat_atkison September 15, 2011

Squanching

A term used in the show Rick and Morty. It is code for male masturbation.

Friend: Hey, you coming to see-
Guy: DUDE! IM SQUANCHING!!
Friend: I am so sorry! Forgive me!

by AbbeyRoad9242 October 8, 2016

squatch

A squatch is a Native Canadian Indian, usually seen with a large slurpee in one hand and a bag of chips in the other, often heard to be whining about land claims while spending his or her welfare cheques on cheap beer, cigarettes and crack or meth.

The most annoying sub-species can be seen wearing a disguise behind an illegal blockade, playing to the liberal media, jabbering nonsense about "heritage" and "ancestral land", all the while benefiting from his parasitic relationship to white people who pay the taxes to keep him in beer and smokes, while trafficking in poached wildlife or fish fraudulently harvested on a tribal hunting/fishing permit. (of course squatches prefer frito lays and coke to anything they can kill on a traditional food-gathering permit)

Squatch dialect sounds like this...."Fuck you whitey... this is OUR land...the CBC told me so anyway....hey, gimme a smoke eh?.... hey, wanna buy some sockeye...meet me behing the bar eh?"

by superwhitey August 10, 2006