Sorted

When a task or idea is completed

"We finally got through to it then?, sorted!"

by Martyn Waugh October 10, 2003

glass sorter

a retarded person.
taken form the 80's/90's public service announcement willing us to preserve america's mentally and/or physically handicapped (there was a handicapped person standing in a feild of garbage saying "i sort glass, its my job, i was bad at first but now im good at it... dont throw me away.")

can also be used as an insult, tho will generally confuse those who hear it.

after seeing a friend mess something up "haha! nice one! way to be a glass sorter!"

"ahh geez.... i had to work with this glass sorter today... it was the pits!"

by Shinigami July 19, 2003

Ghetto Spread

It's like a charcuterie board, but much lower class. instead of nice cheese and curated meats, deli ham and craft singles

"Man, I heard the Wilsons down the street had a real ghetto spread this year, didn't know they were on such hard times."

by Delphian44 December 16, 2020

lamb spread

A strain of marijuana sold in Harlem (and likely elsewhere in NYC) that looks like brownish schwag but gets you crazy high. Quite possibly laced with PCP.

"Dude, should we get lamb spread or chocolate?"

"Fuck that, let's just get delivery -- I don't feel like tripping my ass off on whatever's in that; I've got a paper due tomorrow."

by 830clik May 28, 2008

Spreadneck

A term for the lower IQ individuals who believe the covid vaccine is made up and continue to spread the disease.

Damn there’s Chris, sitting there unvaccinated with his trump flag, what a spreadneck

by Honkeyykong July 29, 2021

spread eagle

When a girl opens her legs so far that her pussy actually splits in half.

When I walked in the room the girl was spread eagle on the bed.

by steve May 9, 2003

Spreadshat

It takes too long to say "I was working on a spreadsheet all day" so at work we say "I spreadshat all day." It also can be conjugated as "I'm going back to spreadshatting" "We spreadshit for a living" and "Were you just spreadsharting?"

"I'm going back to my desk to spreadshat."

by AnonymousMI January 19, 2009