Psychedelic Spread

Taking psychedelic mushrooms and placing them on top, or mixing them in with Nutella for consumption.

Hey man, Jerry just downed four spoonfuls of psychedelic spread, he's gonna trip all night!

by DADAMaster July 20, 2010

jed the spread

Narcissistic camper type, free loading at a location near you. Often seen filming their stools and getting confused with simple words like caravan or camping.

Hey Ronny, your so Jed the spread you don't even know it

by Fred Mc Wolfbox February 1, 2018

Nutty Spread

New Zealand Slang.

Meaning Idiot or stupid person
'Nutty as a fruitcake'

Jakob, Stop doing that! You nutty spread!

by bobby_mcgee June 6, 2018

Spread the Red

Spreading your buttcheeks to reveal your red puckering anus, ususally done when someone is least expecting it

I spread the red for Ryan and he started gagging like he was going to puke, but then he asked to see it again!

by Frankie Puscher November 27, 2012

spread beaver

When a girl spreads her cunt (labia, flaps, vulva) completely apart with her fingers to show ALL of her vagina. This is commonly done in Penthouse magazine.

1. There is plenty of spread beaver in Penthouse.

2. The stripper spread her cunt apart and the crowd cheered and taunted her spread beaver.

3. The whore loves to show her spread beaver.

by J. Dell May 24, 2006

Spreading Butter

Skeeting on a girls face and spreading the ejaculate all over her face with your penis like spreading butter on toast

Yo Cudi, on my persuit of happiness bieber was totally spreading butter with usher

by YellenD August 22, 2010

spread eagle

when a girl is waiting for penetration, she is laying there spread eagle aka - legs spread apart. imagine a eagles wingspan while it is flying, then think of how her legs would be.
SPREAD EAGLE NIGGA

monke was waiting spread eagle on the bed for neRd's massive member

by hkpolice September 25, 2005