splintering

The act of splintering is when a man puts his penis in between a girls armpit and masturbates. Recent polls show that more and more teens are splintering. In a recent study, 68% of sexually active teens between the age 14-16 say they have splintered before.

ex. Dude, i was splintering Seth's mom last night and Seth walked in on us!

ex. Were you splintering with Alyssa after Homecoming, because I thought I heard you all in the bathroom?

by SR, HW, and LS October 28, 2008

splitgate

Why are you looking for Splitgate here instead of Wikipedia? Anyways, Splitgate (known during development under the working title Splitgate: Arena Warfare) is a free-to-play multiplayer first-person shooter video game developed and published by 1047 Games. It was released on July 13, 2021 for Linux and Microsoft Windows on Steam, Xbox One, Xbox Series X/S, PlayStation 4, and PlayStation 5. The game revolves around Halo-inspired sci-fi combat in battle arenas where players can create wormhole portals between two points on the map that have been compared to those of the Portal series, and fire weapons or travel through those portals.

Dave: Bro, have you tried Splitgate yet? It’s so fun!

Freddy: No. What is it about?

Dave: It is a free-to-play first person shooter with portals.

Freddy: That sounds awesome!

by A Coalescent Being July 22, 2021

Splinter Cell:Double Agent PC version

A half-assed Splinter Cell game that has more bugs in it than a decomposing rat has maggots.

I wasted $40 on Splinter Cell:Double Agent PC version

by VulcanMak July 22, 2007

Splicer

A male or female who's face resembles the face of a Bioshock like splicer. This involves a combination of facial attributes that make someone look weird, disturbing and sometimes even horrifying.

- 'Splicers' are usually people whom have been a little bit to commited to facial reconstruction. Resulting in a somewhat Horrifying and disturbing appearance.

- 'Splicers' can also be People who are born with those facial attributes. The ugly stick effect.

- Someone can also be refered to as a 'splicer' if they have been subjected to a beating or have been in a accident.

Example 1: Donatella Versace is a splicer.

Example 2:

Guy 1: Holy shit dude, did you see that woman over there?

Guy 2 : Nah man :/ what's up?

Guy 1: Just look at her face dude!

Guy 2: FACK!

Guy 2: TIME TO EQUIP MAH ROCKET LAUNCHAH WITH HEAT SEEKING MISSILES ZOMG WTFFFFFF

Guy 1: FACKIN A, DUDE! I'LL BURN HER ASS WITH MAH FIRE PLASMID!!!!!!!

by Gagnar June 6, 2011

licketty split

Done in a hurry or quite fast.

I'll be done typing this licketty split!

by Andrea March 10, 2004

Splinter Group

A group of extremists who have broken from the state, somtimes the military, to form there own paramilitary organisation. They use terrorism/guerilla warfare to fight for thier cause

I.R.A has lots of splinter groups, and there are lots of communist/marxist splinter groups as well.

by Austin November 9, 2003

Spitevite

Inviting a person to an event when you absolutely do NOT want them to attend - but you have to invite them for political/social reasons, to avoid drama.

I had to spitevite Tina to my party so Fifi and Lulu wouldn't be upset. They don't want her to feel left out even though Tina is a heinous condescending bitch.

by FallenAngel81 November 15, 2011