cum slinger

a guy who throws his cum around

That Jake is a real cum slinger; he was with Janet on Thursday night, then Nancii on Friday, and now Saturday night he's off humping someone's wife while the husband is working nightshift

by Jake March 5, 2004

Spinge

Descriptive word for male genitalia. Much longer than it is wide. Opposite of chode.

(Person 1) - "Oh my God, look at the length of that spinge"

(Person 2) - "Yeah it's really long man!"

by Dirk Bowden December 19, 2008

splinter cell

the only game that uses more night vision than paris hillton.

splinter cell uses alot of night vision. paris hilton likes to make sex tapes. with night vision.

by placebox December 30, 2007

Sploinger

Cannabis cigarette

Skin up a sploinger;
Are you comin round fer a sploinger?
Can i have a light please as my sploinger has went out?
This sploinger tastes of gak!
What was in that sploinger?

by woodstein antrim November 1, 2008

Spinge Binge

The You Tube poop version of Spongebob square pants

"Squidward's father , raped him. isn't that sad?" said Spinge Binge

by Urban Slave 2 May 26, 2019

turd-slinger

Someone who has acted in an inappropriate or displeasing manner.

Eric: "No! You dont need another fucking cigarette!"
Scott: "Geez Eric, no need to be such a turd-slinger..."

by Skizla April 28, 2006

J D Salinger

J D Salinger Jerome David Salinger is an American Author who has passed into legendary status due to his works, The Catcher In
The Rye, Nine Stories, Franny and Zooey etc.

his work centres around disaffection, rebellion, Zen, philosophy and the fictional Glass family. Young children are often seen to offer salvation to those corrupted by the world.

His legendary status is also confirmed by his withdrawal from the publishing world around forty years ago. He has not published any work since this time and currently lives in Cornish, New Hampshire, in a house reported to be full of floor-to-ceiling cabinets containing unpublished works. Attempts to discover more about Salinger have always ended in failure. He just doesn't want people to know!

Over-enthusiastic literature student: "I'm gonna go meet my hero, J D Salinger!"

Jaded yet horny literature professor: "Shut up I'm trying to take advantage of the trust and respect of my female students to get them into bed."

by Zyggy June 8, 2007