When a car is going fast enough or slow enough to ruin your chance for a turn during a pause in traffic. Typically happens as a light is about to change so you get stuck waiting another ten minutes.
I was waiting for a chance to turn left, and this shithead was going spite speed and completely messed up my timing.
by Bom Tosley July 14, 2010

When you hate someone or hate something they do and want to purposely upset them. Also doing the opposite of what someone wants purely for the fun of it. Like that one time that I took a shower in under a minute because my mom refused to tell my friend that I was taking a shower and instead wanted to let him leave.
by skull-eater April 25, 2023

Hym "Nooooo. It wasn't spite. You weren't even a factor. You still aren't a factor. You though I was talking about YOU because you have an inflated sense of existential importance and now you have to scramble to figure out how you justify steal a revenge that isn't even owed to the retard I was actually talking about AND how you are going to get me to not murder some poor slobs kid so you can pretend to not be inferior to someone you are clearly inferior than. No amount of media aggrandizement is going to change the fact that YOU THOUGH YOU WERE DOING SOMETHING YOU WEREN'T and you THOUGHT you were something you were not."
by Hym Iam November 28, 2024

When you make someone mad and you start doing their chores out of spite just so you can either make them happy or pissed
Tommy was pissed at Jenny so he started doing spite chores so when she put her dish in the sink he can get pissed that someone dirtied up the kitchen he just cleaned
by Midget mike reloaded April 30, 2023

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by Inferno the candle April 6, 2022
