Spirespotter

Describes someone who holds a cock/spire upright. The reason the word spotter is used is because, just like in benchpressing, the holding/spotting is done by a third party representative. Spirespotting is most common before the spicy bologna is inserted into the vagina (or rectum, for you cumtheca spirespotters out there) during intercourse. In pornography, the most common case of this is when, during a male-female-female scene, girl #1 is about to get her peach cobbler rived, so girl #2 grips the hedgehog and guides it into girl #1's pudendal crawlway.

The coati Ben Coates was robbing a liquor store when he felt something from below the waist. He recognized it as a hand. He thought to himself, "What kind of person would give my johnson such a firm skyward grip? Oh yeah, a spirespotter."

by Eric Kazinsky January 27, 2007

Spicy poop

Fecal matter that contains trace spices, peppers, chilis, or oils from the person's last meal, causing the pooper anal discomfort or burning, ranging from mild to severe. This discomfort occurs while pooping and possibly up to 24 hours thereafter, dependent on level of spiciness of the consumed food.

Dude, after eating "El Burrito Diablo" from that mexican place, I have had spicy poop 3 times this morning alone. This is worse than when i ate the Atomic Wings!

by milkacow October 8, 2010

Spiral Power

The power in which humans use to evolve. It is their fighting spirit and their drive for advancement in society.

Simon will pierce the heavens with his drill because he has an overwhelming Spiral Power.

by John Doe D April 25, 2008

graveyard spiral

Aviation slang for a situation in which a pilot unwittingly enters a gentle banking turn, ultimately ending up as a spiral dive to the floor. This typically happens to incompetent or inexperienced pilots unable to visually assess the aircraft’s position relative to the horizon. The strong impression of descent leads some pilots to disregard the flight instruments (which will show exactly what’s going on) and try to correct the situation by pulling up, which instead tightens the turn and often leads to certain death. This is extrapolated to situations where a person will stubbornly press on with something extremely stupid despite solid, objective reasons not to.

Man, I can’t believe you’re still seeing Amanda, she’s done your brother, your dad and me. Get outta your graveyard spiral and dump the bitch, I don’t want you catching my herpes.

Hey, did you hear what Bob did when he got the results of his liver function test? He was so freaked that he went straight into a graveyard spiral with a bottle of Jim Beam.

by Gun Arvidssen October 12, 2008

Spicy MacGregor

A Spicy MacGregor is essentially giving head (or sometimes rimming) with an irritant, such as after eating spicy foods.
Constructed in the fashion of other colourful 'ethnic' innuendos, such as Dirty Sanchez and Mexican Lipstick.Coined in the webcomic Lucid TV.

"So, yeah, that's pretty much how you do a Spicy MacGregor."

by Rhademanthus January 7, 2008

Spicy Daddy

This man is the spiciest gentleman in the room. This title is non-sexual. Jeff Goldblum likes to be called daddy when he eats hot wings. Currently held by Dustin of Kutztown University.

-Hey brotein, who the fuck is that guy?
- Brofessor, that is fucken Spicy daddy. The spiciest man on campus.
- Holy dog shit, Jeff Goldblum really likes to be called Spicy daddy when he eats hot wings....

by Monstamikebulla December 12, 2018

spirish

Someone of Spanish and Irish decent.

My father is Spanish and my mother is Irish, therefore I am SPIRISH.

by Mack57 June 16, 2006