Highly Spastic

Someone or something existing in an extreme form of either grandeur or inferiority, bordering on the level of disbelief

"The 427 cubic inch V8 in that '69 Chevy Comaro is highly spastic"
"That there top fuel drag car is highly spastic"
"That Martin Bryant is one highly spastic individual"

by Batmayen February 8, 2024

Spastic

Seren Kalter

That girls such a seren Kalter!
Why’s that?
Shes spastic!

by Nigel Mount May 28, 2019

Spastic.

Fraser

Wow Fraser is such a spastic.

by Gigi24127283930 February 25, 2022

spastic elastic

A disabled gymnast

Sadie can’t walk and therefore can’t do gymnastics anymore she is a spastic elastic

by The sexual serpent January 25, 2024

Spastic

Adj. Characterizing someone as spazzy and wacky and out of control

Lindsey was spastic like Anna from Frozen.

by Swagmufffins July 20, 2018

Spastic Coupon

Means concept, idea, or deal that was or became convoluted, distorted, or got messed up to an unintended outcome.

I bought thing A at a good price and it turned out to have an issue that made it not a good price. It was a spastic coupon! That person appears to be good person but turned out to be a person that just used you. That person turned out to be a spastic coupon.

by Original42 November 20, 2012

Spastics

People who leave the house during a pandemic to go socialise

“Look at those spastics on Facebook drinking Bella in a field”

by OntheDole69 March 30, 2020