Shmammered

The act of being smashed and hammered simultaneously

I knew I would be shmammered after one more hurricane.

by Pat O'Brien Jr. February 19, 2009

Spankered

The equivalent to being extemely drunk, 'lagging' or 'hammered' used for description.

Boy 1: Mate, I cannot wait until after all the exams are all over, gonna be mad.
Boy 2: I know! I'm gonna get absolutely spankered every weekend!

by Makaveli321 October 17, 2012

spattered

splashed, asperse, bedabble

My bed was spattered with blood.

by justaguy334432 November 18, 2013

spammer

Quite possibly one of the lowest forms of life around. Fills the email boxes of people with offers for increasing the size of male genitila, mortgage refinacing, credit, links to pages displaying every kind of sexual act known to humans, and among other things, pills.

I know someone who was in the hospital for a week last year, when he got home there was over 2000 spam messages in his inbox.

by jesster79 March 12, 2004

Spammer

A group of around 200 people, mostly Americans who are responsible for a nuisance that costs businesses vast sums of money - according to the Washington Post last year (2004) it costs large US companies almost $2000 per employee per year. If that much money was invseted in hospitals or the third world instead of being spent searching for the few wanted e-mails amongst the junk it could save millions of lives.

Okay, heres some figures:
Using last years figures, each day, in the UK spam costs at least 16.5 million pounds. That means that the cost of spam in in less than a week exceeds the ammount pledged by the UK government to provide aid to the tsunami disaster victims.

If there was no spam think how many lives could be saved.

by yaoigirlproxy January 25, 2005

Defense spammer

A word I invented for Lord of the Rings: Battle for middle earth 1,2,and Revenge of the witch king.

Noun: A person who creates extreme numbers of defensive structures, making it impossible to defeat him, unless you have an army of siege weapons.

Remember to make troops, if you use this tactic.
most noobs wont.

Navin (bfme2 player): *sends huge army to kill a level 1*

Noobzorz1: *Huge number of battle towers kill Navins army instantly*

Navin: OMFG U stupid defense spammer noob!

Noobzorz1: L0L U SUCK!!!1!! lolp!

Navin: *sends army of catapults and destroys towers*

Noobzorz1: OH NOESZ I FORGUT TO MAK TROPS! I SPENT ALL MY MONEY ON DEFENCES!!!1!!1!!!!!!

Navin: They're called resources not money noob

Noobzorz1: FU JERK@$$.

by Navin (Bfme2 username) January 1, 2009

shmammered

shmammed
hammered, shitted, and smashed

i got so friekin shmmered last night

by ak123 September 25, 2004