spag

internet sensation and world superstar, most humble human being alive, gets all the bitches woth his 3.5 inch penis

yo did u see that honky spag’s story?

yeye g it was just suicide memes ennit

yeye that’s the one honky

by bigdaddydick17 November 16, 2018

spag

a redhead

look at that fuckin spag walking in front of us

by mopheadnemo September 9, 2021

Spag

Noun special person who packs your bag

When spags put the eggs on the bottom

by Ceynan September 2, 2016

Spag bol

Leicestershire talk for boring, non exciting sex, usually used in a long term relationship

God having sex with him was like spag bol

by Indigo1998 February 22, 2022

Spag

The person that is not going along with a joke or other mean of deceit.

"Bro we told the teacher that you weren't here but Lisa was being a spag and told her you were."

by Berryboi March 21, 2017

English spag bowl

When you use the intestines as a dildo/flashlight

"YO bro I did a crazy English spag bowl with this girl past night"

by Skibidi toilet camera man September 12, 2025

spag

someone who is spineless, cowardly, and weak willed. one that has no personal drive due to being a pussy. similar to a wet, flaccid noodle (eg. cooked spaghetti)

Brad: “ yo ryan, you see terry pussy out of that bar fight?”
Ryan: “ yeah dude what fucking spag”

by skayte6769 April 27, 2022