A combat move. usually when completely plastered, when one decides it would be a good idea to throw one's friends up against, or possibly through, the nearest wall or coffee table. The resulting holes or marks on the wall, in addition to being very noticable, are considered worthy of being fixed promptly, unlike "I'll get to that later" things such as hundreds of beer cans around the drinking place, or puke all over the bathroom.
Home Depot cashier: Are you sure you need all this wall spackle?
Broham: Yeah, actually, my bro totally spackle tackled me through the wall so hard last night at the kegger it left a fuckin' hole. Gotta start repairin' that shit somewhere.
Broham: Yeah, actually, my bro totally spackle tackled me through the wall so hard last night at the kegger it left a fuckin' hole. Gotta start repairin' that shit somewhere.
by Alex Virgo October 06, 2007
to get completely owned allot more than just regular owned. it says you just got owned and are the bigest joo i have ever seen.
by rob the joo May 05, 2006
i had a mega dish of italian last night and on the way home i crack spakled my pants cause i couldn't hold it.
crack spackle
crack spackle
by sodyPop May 27, 2006
A hit spit spackle is when you are going to violently hit someone till they can barely see there mother it is also a very dangerous threat
by Trap master February 09, 2021
by Bard April 28, 2003
When someone with severe, projectile diarrhea at least partially misses the toilet bowl and spackles the inside of the toilet and the surrounding area (typically a public restroom) with their feces.
Wow Guy!! Last night, the combination of that Green Chili Stew, extra crispy fried chicken, mayonnaise sandwich and the warm glass of prune juice gave me the worst diarrhea. I gave the gas station a proper Navajo Spackle Job this morning while my girlfriend waited in the car.
by Burque' February 01, 2008
When you're watching a movie on crackle and and you fuck her titties and spackle all over her tits after.
The act of watching crackle and spackling on her tits.
If you do this you will be a true crackle and titty spackle master.
If you do this you will be a true crackle and titty spackle master.
by BeatingUpMidgets April 03, 2016