Jack Baker Solution

Cutting off the tops of your socks with a pocket knife, in order to wipe your ass when no toilet paper or other paper products are available. Thus enabling you to keep the lower portion as a sock still. Most commonly used in the Latin american countries where toilet paper is precious. See also " Sock Monkey ".

I had an explosive case of Diarhhea in the Gas station bathroom before I realized there was no toliet paper or towels. However I was safe because I used the "Jack Baker Solution". THANKS JACK!

by Shatty Mcshatster December 28, 2007

solutionist

somebody who finds solutions to problems

I went to a solutionist to solve my relationship problem.

by natan kerendian December 8, 2006

solorio

A very sexy man with a big dick but can only last for like a minute. You will be stunned but also disappointed.

Dammmmmmm solorio!!!!

by Yahboibigdick April 21, 2018

mobile solutions

-MiniMarts of shit mobile aka: T mobile. Usually spring up outside successful electronic stores that sell wireless. Mostly employs inexperienced young crackers. Like flies on shit, they buzz all around their booth stuffing shit mobile down your throat. aka hawker

"Hey lets go to sharper image."
"I don't know, look at all those prepubescent mobile solutions young boys trying to sell you shit mobile. fuck it lets go home"

by jim sweeney September 13, 2008

Pragmatic Solution

A change management programme/project/activity/task engineered to produce the status quo.

We must implement a pragmatic solution to maximise the utility derived from available resources without imposing constraints on existing infrastructure.

by Jonathan D. A. Branch February 3, 2003

Final sex solution

The proposal that has been put forward by some men to make all women sex slaves as a solution to the problem of being rejected by women before the women even kmow anything about them.

What do you think about the final sex solution?

by Deep blue 2012 September 28, 2009

Slurie

Simply the combination of both the "lowie" and the "slut", attractive only for sex and thus simply whorelike.
Essentially a code word for males to use in the presents of such persons who fit the above description, so as to keep them unawares.
The SLU comes from the word slut. And the similarity of the word to slurpie is due to the commonality that both slurpies and sluries are so sweet.

"Slurpies are sweet and so is that slurie"
"Wow look at that slurie go"
"How much you think that slurie is?"
"I sure would like to taste that slurie"

by Sharkhead December 14, 2006