A Snort

A quick cocktail or stiff drink. A term coined by older men or baby boomers.

Man, I could do with a snort right about now

by Indetrucks May 25, 2011

snortzzz

Beyond laughter and LOL. Almost to the crying-peeing one's pants stage. Perhaps even there already. Any number of "zz'z" may be used dependent on level of arousal.

OMG, girl! Snortzzzzzzzzzzz! You are sooo much fun!

or

He said what? OMG! Snortzzzzzzzzzzzz!

by Betty Bettyo April 22, 2008

snirt

The stuff that piles up in parking lots and along side the road in the midwest during the winter. Not quite snow, not quite dirt.

Don't step in the snirt or you will crud up your shoes

by Penelope McWhiskers January 28, 2003

snirt

something or someone shmushy or smushable. mainly scottish female architects.

hulie: youre a snirt
moh: no youre a smeaky snirt
hulie: fine, i am one, youre awesome.

by mohmohmohmoh December 3, 2010

farmer snort

Plugging one nostril by placing the index finger on it while blowing out the other one in order to discharge nasal mucus on the ground. The "farmer snort" is a quick, efficient way to blow your nose. Unfortunately, it's also a quick, efficient way to guarantee you won't get a second date either.

Damn, Frank was pretty glued when he was at Mike's house. First he farted out loud, then he did a farmer snort on the living room carpet. Mike dial toned him on the spot.

by Frank Klaune May 1, 2005

Snortforgle

When a dog runs around with it's nose very close to the ground looking like a vacuum cleaner.

After dinner Rover always snortforgles under the table.

by Snoid March 27, 2009

prêt-à-snorter

When your dealer pre-crushes drugs for you.

"Seriously that new dealers shit is the best for going out to the bar with. It's always totally prêt-à-snorter, you can do lines so much more efficiently now! I almost gave up on drugs, thank god i didn't!"

by MurderSuicidePactByPinkySwear October 23, 2008