Slutastic

The art of which one sends nudes after being turned on by another person.

She liked the way I talked to her, it made her slutastic.

by Jphoto613 June 7, 2023

Slapstick Creampie

The act of cumming in one's own hand during doggie-style sex and then smacking the cum all over one's partners face.

After a long, nuanced discussion emailing triply confirmed enthusiasts consent, Rodrigo slapstick creampied all over Theresa's face.

She says he was really skilled about it. She didn't even know he had cum. When he screamed "SLAPSTICK CREAMPIE," she looked back reflexively and his load was promptly smacked all over face.

by Hosh_Minion September 27, 2023

slutistician

statistical analysis of sluts and slutbanging/slutbangers. a data driven science evaluating when, how are where to fuck sluts either for free or for monetary compensation.

that guy is a slutistician. he knows exactly what to do to slutbang any whore. sometimes he pays sometimes he doesnt. its all based on the slutistical analysis.

by slutbanger 9000 October 31, 2023

slapstick

Penis.

I'm fixing to go slap my big fat greasy oiled slapstick. Slap! Slap!! Slap!!!

by Tom Dumb February 9, 2024

Slutstache

A type of mustache on an average looking man that can make him go from a 5/10 to a 10/10

Miles Teller has a slutstache that makes him looking like the big next door to he’ll ruin your life.

“He not good looking but with his slutstache he looks like a god.”

by dhdsyuggsj March 13, 2025

the awesome slapstick

The most awesome man in the world.. And has been a main staple of the universe !

The Awesome Slapstick... Man I wish I was him

Man The Awesome Slapstick sure is Awesome

by DANEBOOTYCLAP December 23, 2013