sloth job

an exotic form of a handjob that is done extremely slowly. Sloth jobs should last between 2.5-4 hours, as if a sloth was giving it. It must be given with 2-3 fingers and while the person giving the sloth job is hanging from a canopy or bunk bed. After completion, the one performing the job slowly "climbs" their way to the top bunk or out a nearby window. Optional things to do during a sloth job include eating leafy vegetation and making sloth mating noises sporadically.

That girl's wrist must be so sore after giving me a sloth job last night.

by 8InchesOfPain November 25, 2011

sloth bucket

A person who is a general mess. A fat slob of a person. This person will have a butt shelf or a dump ass for certain.

woooe. Look at that sloth bucket truck some food.

by WindowLicker9000 February 5, 2010

sloth on bark

Gripping one's package when sitting to keep hands warm and because it's comfortable as fuck.

"Dude... sloth on bark?"
"My nuts are cold, fuck off."

by Dingummy March 25, 2010

sloth sex

When a male or female is on a medication that causes drowsiness and/or lucidness, then to have sexual intercourse while the other partner is enjoying the relaxed partners movements untill both climax.
**HAS TO BE CONSENTUAL**

My girl took her ambian and we had sloth sex in the back seat of my car.

She was so relaxed that it was like haveing sex with a sloth.

by TheJew2k September 25, 2019

sloth cracka

A white person who is lazy

God dam son that homeless dude (white race person) is a sloth cracka get a fucking job

by JyahC July 8, 2010

sloth ass goon

a lazy ass nigga, who always has other people do his shit for him.

manny provencio is such a sloth ass goon because he has sinista do everything for him.

by Barry Lamar April 3, 2008

Sloth Life

A more superior/senior sloth (Human who has sloth similar sloth likes) who has mastered the skills of being lazy, slow & laid back lifestyle that a sloth does while living in a tree, Someone who is living the sloth life has taken many years to fine-tune the art of doing absolutely nothing but having the appearance that shits getting done. Not a minute goes past where they are in a rush to do something or go somewhere, a senior sloth has very minimal care while he or she kicks back and enjoys life for what very little they feel like doing.

Not anyone live the Sloth Life overnight, there is no book to read or guidance to follow from a teacher.. You will not receive a medal or even reconise it straight away once you’re living the sloth life, but once you are all you need to worry about is where is your next meal coming from & whose bringing it too you.

The List is endless what a sloth can do when living the sloth life but i'm also a sloth so i think thats enough typing for this week.

They look like they're living the sloth life
What do you like it would be like to live the sloth life
When did you start living the sloth life
The Sloth Life is .... uhmmm ... just better than being a sloth.
Senior Sloth is classed as living the Sloth Life

by Sloth Life March 16, 2015