shorty

A term contrived by some asshole or group of assholes to mean a sexy or attractive female.

A term I wouldn't ever use to describe a girlfriend, close female companion or a desirable female of whom I'd like to get better acquainted with.

I buy mah shorty diamonds and call her shorty because she is very sexy yet has the brains of a turtle and thinks shorty is a cute adorable term instead of what it really is. Another mindless slang invented by people that live their lives in dance clubs.

by IhateAkon. May 12, 2007

shorty

A spiteful term used to address a vertically challenged human being.

Hey shorty, how's the weather down under?

by Hott Soup December 10, 2008

shorty shorts

Shorts that are so short your {booty} cheeks hang out the bottom for the world to see.

That girl is wearing some shorty shorts and her booty is hanging out the bottom!

by StefanieD February 1, 2007

sporty

When you drink half of a forty then fill it back up with sparks, shake it up and finish it. Gets u drunk. Tastes good too.

finish your sporty theres sober people in china

by acog April 17, 2007

shortyz

noun: a homosexual mexican that loves midgets to masturbate and ejaculate on his menudo.

shortyz was an abortion gone bad.

by the_one_who_owns_you May 29, 2003

sorty

abreviation of "Shitty, good luck sorting it out."

"you knocked her, and her sister up? Sorty dude"

by Lee July 22, 2004

shorty got biscuit

an exclamation by a colored person used to bring to the attention of his homies the ass of a white bitch that is unusually attractive. usually the last thing heard before being gang-raped.

"Yo, Frank," DeMarque exclaims while pointing with one hand and drawing the other near his mouth as if to guard a right hook, "damn, peep dat shit right dere dawg; shorty got biscuit!"

by ryanadams January 15, 2009