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Glitching

When you have a lack of attention span

Cannot remember what you just did

Can’t hold a conversation

Lack of awareness

Lack of time and coherentness
Yo! Those edibles had me glitching I couldn’t remember anything
by Mixa August 7, 2018
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Switching Positions

(verb) - The act of switching between projectile vomiting and having explosive, violent, anal discharge.

Sometimes this act can be brought about, by making "monster noises" near a sick friend, or loved one.
1. Sean ate too many brownies on his birthday, despite our advice, he switched positions with the door open for three hours in the bathroom.

2. We went into Sean's room and began to rawr, which induced him to run to the bathroom with his pants down, and switching positions.

3. Sean went for a run but had to return early because he had to switch positions.
by I Cum for Cookies October 12, 2010
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sketching

Freaking out, paranoia. Often drug related.
See Dictionary.COM/search?q=Freak%20out
She was sketching so bad,
imagining cops behind every corner,
that she wound up in the psychiatric ward.
by Jeff_Relf September 22, 2005
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Wig Snatching

"Wig snatching" when someone, sometimes unexpectedly & abruptly, "airs out someone's dirty laundry" in front of many people. It's not normally malicious & is justified, because the "wig snatcher" is correcting a wrong, normally by "blowing up someone's spot", "throwing under the bus" or "putting someone on blast", for slander, lies or rumors, that a person or people are telling about other individuals. It's meant to cause the "wig snatchee" shame or to be exposed as a liar. Wig snatching is normally backed by truths & facts from prior events that have taken place or conversations previously had. Alibis can also be provided if warranted.
Leon always keeps it real & is an an expert at snatching wigs.

"Why are you pretending to like Isabel, after all that crap you were talking about her behind her back? Somebody is going to snatch your wig for being so fake."

Jackie got herself a wig snatching for being phony in front of a lot people.
by Black Sanchez October 30, 2013
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Gorb Snatching

The act of catching a fart bubble with cupped hands while immersed in a body of water, i.e. a bathtub, jacuzzi, swimming pool, etc., for the purposes of personal enjoyment, relocating the bubble to someone else' location, or incriminating another for the offending stench.
John caught Jane in the act of gorb snatching just before she let the rancid bubble pop right under his nose.

Bill was known among his friends on the swim team as a notorious gorb snatcher.
by Chupacabra Ric January 2, 2011
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Smithing

The unnecessary verbal or physical accosting of a individual in a situation that could of normally been resolved through proper communication.
Mike gave Joe a smithing for not wearing the proper attire during a training.
by Joe Gayfer January 5, 2013
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Slunching

Avery stop slunching in your chair
by Potato_Boy November 7, 2013
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