Couch Sending

When you sign up for a fitness event. Half marathon or longer. Typically involves some level of training. But, you don’t train. Sits on the couch instead. Then comes race day. Oppppps.

Bro! I’ve been training the last year for this sick trail marathon! Got through the whole Lord of the Rings, Netflix true crime documentaries and Star Wars series while I was training by reading about running from the couch. Couch sending!I got this!

by Senior BroBrah May 7, 2022

Can you send

When someone says “can you send” it means they are asking for nudes.

Can you send?

by EpicGamerGuy69420 May 18, 2020

slander

When someone writes a written lie about you or referring to you.

In print it's called libel, by worth of mouth, slander.

Usually done by envious idiots who have nothing better to do in their lives than spread lies to try to damage someone's reputation.

Sarah was envious Amy's boyfriend Dave gave her 100,000's of dollars and no guys ever did anything for her so she slandered her.

Sarah grew up in the projects and was put away for 7 years so she slandered someone else to deflect that.

Sarah was jealous her friend was always hit on a lot more than her so she slandered her.

by fjjee4 April 28, 2010

scendie

the child of an "Indie kid" and a "scenester". A person identified as "scendie" generally listens to alternative bands and acoustic bands, such as "The Scene Aesthetic", Carter Hulsey, and Never Shout Never. Scendie kids tend to drift away from the traditional pitchy and electronified music of scenesters, while sticking to more known bands than typical Indie kids. Scendie kids are more intellectual than most scenesters, but do not act superior to those who are not as smart. The typical dress and behaviors of a scendie kid consists of:
- tight skinny jeans
- plaid/flannel shirts (similiar to an Indie kid)
- graphic t-shirts (similiar to a Scenester), not necessarily band shirts. may be from Pacsun, Urban Outfitters

- love American Apparel sweatshirts and vibrant colored boy briefs.

- on the thin side. May be vegetarians or vegans.

- worn out vans, or retro Nike high tops. not as simple as the Indie kid's converse.
-big headphones

Scendie kids do NOT have typical "scene hair". Instead they wear their hair very simply and do not do much to it, but keep it more maintained than Indie kids.

"Did you see Dan's new Nikes that he got in the village this weekend?"

"Yeah, what a scenester."

"He's not a scenester. He doesn't own hairspray or a straigtener. He's just a scendie."

by Jack Silvers May 13, 2009

Half Sender

Someone who is unable to fully send because they are a pussy

Back away from that nigga Jerry thats Chilly he's a half sender unlike us chads who are always on full send

by horny corny 3305 April 26, 2019

slender fever

an inevitable (and hella annoying) obsession with the internet phenomenon Slenderman after watching all the youtube videos that feature him/her/it. symptoms include: insomnia, obsession with slenderman, obsession with totheark, slendysearching online in your free time, paranoia, fear of the dark, fear of everything else, dark circles around the eyes, and jumpiness.

Helga: i cant sleep after watching all those stupid videos but we should go watch more!
Gaylord: oh wow you have a bad case of slender fever

by dontputYOURrealname December 20, 2010

send an X

Something useless assholes put as a caption on a post on their Instagram or (mainly) Snapchat accounts to get a headcount of who actually pays attention to them, alternatively to see who “really cares”. Originated on a highschooler’s snapchat story, late 2017.

Nathan :“Dude, did you see tyler’s story? ‘send an x’ bro.”
Javier:“Ion pay attention to him, Tyler’s an attention whore”

by lovejesus66 December 26, 2017