sitcom

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If you live in a sitcom you might go bankrupt so your better off as a dink.

Look up dink here.

by Schon September 29, 2003

Sitch

Its a euphemism for a Vagina. It can come in two varities. A good Sitch or a bad sitch. Sitch is short for situation. ie; She has a good situation to be in or a bad one. Get it?

Dude #1 - So how was that chick last night?
Dude #2 - She had a tasty little sitch.
- OR -
Dude # 1 - So, how was that chick last night?
Dude #2 - Man she had a nasty sitch! All hairy like a briar patch!

by Jager Steve October 11, 2007

POV on the whole sitch

A shortened and very lame way of saying, "Point of view on the whole situation." It is lifted from the movie Slackers, when Cool Ethan (Jason Schwartzman) is talking to the female lead and being generally annoying, as he is the entire movie.

I just wanted a girls POV on the whole sitch...

by Danno April 6, 2005

sitchenario

Term used by some one who is confused about whether to describe a situation or a scenario. Typically coming from someone who is really "ghetto" trying to sound important and they wind up sounding...ghetto.

"Here's the sitchenario, officer...I was in that neighborhood looking for my lost dog. Dat ho just leaned over into my ride and started talkin' about sex."

by Dean Ceran June 27, 2006

unstich the sitch

To ruin an event or occasion. Derived from "sitch" which is slang for situation.

We were flying kites at the park when a sudden rainstorm unstiched our sitch.

by Pajamaman July 22, 2003

shit on a sitck

getting yourself in deep shit.

SHIT ON A STICK!!!! I FORGOT ABOUT THE DAMN TEST TODAY!

by that magic bullet dude September 6, 2005

sitcom person

a sitcom person is some one who originally had no personality, but then watched a sitcom and said, "oh! so that's how i'm supposed to act!". after this "realization", the person then proceeds to bestowing a personality upon them self and labeling them self with titles such as "evil black person who is the bridge between the black people and the emos" or "terrorist, pedophile, and stalker" and even "fattest person alive", instead of finding a personality like regular people. this, in turn, results with acting to portray their new found "personality", annoying everyone around them to the point of 0 tolerance for the person, other than by other sitcom people, who accept each other and make their own little sitcom lives with each other.

oh my fucking god! kevin is such a sitcom person!! he acts as if he is a terrorist, a pedophile and a stalker just because he's middle eastern, people call him a pedophile, and he follows our group of friends around and it's soooo anoying! he is so ignorant and stupid, i wish he'd just leave us alone!

by a prsn June 26, 2008