Definitions by Schon

sitcom

Single Income Two Children Oppressive Mortgage

If you live in a sitcom you might go bankrupt so your better off as a dink.

Look up dink here.

sitcom by Schon September 29, 2003

check 

the time during the course of a meal when its time to leave unnoticed

"oh ____ man! check's coming, we gotta bounce!"

check by Schon July 14, 2003