Simon

ur real name is lil wi wi

simon is an undercover grandpa ( not in a terrible way)

by ELLLLLLLA February 17, 2022

Karen: I called the police on him but he didn't care
Random Guy: thats because his name is Simon

The smartest, hottest, fittest guy in the planet.

Hey is that Simon, no wonder I feel so hot today!

by Synthrostx October 17, 2019

That one short kid in school that is very sus. HE often wears pink shirts and doesn't do the AP 45

Mr Bayer. Understand Simon, you gotta do your AP 45 every night to make this class easier for yourself

by Ze JmL Ambasodor March 18, 2022

ladies crush!!! A whole womanizer. Always tall. Breaks hearts into pieces. They are always rare.

Simon is the one behind her cry's

by Gee11 November 23, 2021

simon

"Oh, this cum is sooo simon," said Greg the man slut.