Simon

ladies crush!!! A whole womanizer. Always tall. Breaks hearts into pieces. They are always rare.

Simon is the one behind her cry's

by Gee11 November 23, 2021

Simon

very chill guy

Karen: I called the police on him but he didn't care
Random Guy: thats because his name is Simon

by your average asian June 29, 2023

simon

insane. stay away. be careful. may try to seduce you.

very hot dangerous male.
sexy beast.

omg is that simon?? how sexy, i should stay away

by sexy woman (rayyan) May 7, 2023

simon

world best csgo player

simonspizza

by simieonspiiiiiiza November 6, 2018

Simon

That one short kid in school that is very sus. HE often wears pink shirts and doesn't do the AP 45

Mr Bayer. Understand Simon, you gotta do your AP 45 every night to make this class easier for yourself

by Ze JmL Ambasodor March 18, 2022

Simon

ur real name is lil wi wi

simon is an undercover grandpa ( not in a terrible way)

by ELLLLLLLA February 17, 2022

simon

A description word that means thick and creamy when describing cum.

"Oh, this cum is sooo simon," said Greg the man slut.

by Simon Hayes Harvey July 26, 2006