Simmer

To desperately need a cigarette

Mike and Geast have been simmerin all day! Someone should give them a cigarette !!

by Simmerrrrrr September 29, 2011

dan-smiertka

1. one who dresses like a complete fag.
ex. tight red/green/blue skinny jeans, low, vibrant colored v-necks and excessively high spiked hair.

"Dude, you look like dan-smiertka today with your new jeans and shirt."
"You might want to brush your hair. It's looking a little like dan-smiertka's."

by lllllaaaaaaalalala :) January 8, 2009

simpering twat

A person who constantly whines, moans and simpers about the trivialities of their existence.

Danny is such a simpering twat. He always moans about how small his dick is.

by expres April 21, 2011

Samier

Pretty mf who loves Evelyn lmao

Wow samier is a mf simp

by Luigga December 22, 2021

simir

13 year old neo-nazi(he is having a redemption) that wrote a copypasta

-Bro you remember the simir copypasta?
-Who?

by breen420 January 23, 2022

Simerly

someone who has a terrible name, and has no idea what he/she is talking about

Did you see simerly giving head behind the dumpster.-awesome mosher

Yeah shes such a 5 cent hoe!- even better mosher

by Dropkick Murphys Are the best February 6, 2004

simie

big hairy woman that shaves her face, closley related to big foot.

wow if you dont have a shave soon your going to be so simie.

by someone June 6, 2004