A sexual position where a man penetrates a woman while vertical, but she is on her side. While ejaculating somewhere on her body, he drags the tip of his penis across her body, leaving a snail trail.
by YesPapa47 April 06, 2021
In the mid 17th century, pineapples were a status symbol and used to represent royalty. French priest Father Du Tertre christened them the "king of fruits", likening the top of the fruit to a crown. A sideways pineapple symbolizes the toppling of a monarchy or the beginning of a revolution.
by Optimus0608 January 12, 2022
by bootylicker1420 April 16, 2019
"I was so tired that I had to do a sideways-plop on the bed and just lay there!"
"I sat on my bench and did a side-ways plop as I didn't feel so well."
"I sat on my bench and did a side-ways plop as I didn't feel so well."
by Chukoloco08 February 19, 2022
When fucking sideways, it nullifies all the wrongings of any action.
Melvin: Nathan, my wife is horrible in bed.
Nathan: Well, have you ever tried fucking sideways with another woman?
Melvin: What?! I'd never cheat on my wife.
Nathan: It's not cheating if you fuck her sideways.
Nathan: Well, have you ever tried fucking sideways with another woman?
Melvin: What?! I'd never cheat on my wife.
Nathan: It's not cheating if you fuck her sideways.
by Orato Ashimoro October 02, 2016
A sex position in which both parties lie on their side in a spooning type style and engage in penetration. Typically done by older couples or couples who are obese
Susan and I were tired so instead of going all out with doggystyle we decided to do lazy sideways and then go to sleep.
by Naturecamper May 19, 2018
by joseph p rocdurgirl March 25, 2005