The act of ejaculating on a female's face after having sex outside in the winter, preferably somewhere very cold. The ejaculate freezes to her face, giving her a Siberian Deep Freeze.
by FlyingPenguin744 September 13, 2011
a period of cold weather
by The Return of Light Joker September 24, 2010
When a man and a women are having sex and the man is about to jizz, he pulls it out and sticks his penis in her nose and cums. When it goes in one nostril it goes out the other
by pussyfart69 May 22, 2009
When a man ejaculates into a plastic cup and sets it outside in freezing weather. Once the semen has frozen, he takes the whole cup and throws it at a woman’s face.
by BigC9 February 18, 2021
Being in love with your significant other but they're cold and distant. They really don't care about you.
Person one: I took Sally out on our anniversary to a fancy restaurant and bought her a bouquet of roses, but she seemed more interested in candy crush at dinner.
Person two: That sucks man. Sounds like a Siberian Love Affair.
Person two: That sucks man. Sounds like a Siberian Love Affair.
by CrowJenkins January 30, 2014
by Edgy2002 February 15, 2017
Giving someone’s bare nipples a titty twister after having your hands in a freezer for at least 30 minutes.
by Coco Sean July 27, 2018