Precision Scooping

The act of maximizing the amount of marshmallows, crunch berries, dehydrated strawberries, etc., that one obtains in a spoonful of cereal.

1. Joe: Dude, how on earth did you get so many oat clusters all at once?

Christopher Walken: Precision scooping, my friend...precision scooping.

2. Joe: Oh yeah, look at this! *shows friend an impressive spoonful of Count Chocula* It's all about precision scooping.

Joe's friend: Fuck you for using that term.

by Decattatom April 25, 2011

scooping

When you do a drug and you feel like it scooped a part of your brain out, like ice cream but with brain cells.

i scooped so hard last night, I saw God

yo, we scooping tonight?

by MRSdirt June 12, 2011

schwooping

only the best type of cuddling ever.

One day this really retarded girl used the word schwoopy to describe something. Her super cute, absolutely amazing boyfriend never let her forget how dumb it was. Now sometimes when they hang out and cuddle, they refer to it as schwooping.

by the retarded girl June 16, 2006

Shmoopie

silly person...

"You SHMOOPIE!"

by Netski August 15, 2003

scooping

You are scooping a chick when you are staring at her continually with pleasure thoughts and sexual intentions.

That's my girl you're scooping, man!

by DAMT December 17, 2003

scooping it

the act of banging a chick with your middle and ring finger in a scooping motion

I was scooping it with your mom last night

by dick starbuck March 30, 2004

schmoobing

Smothering by boobies

Your boobs are so big, you keep schmoobing me

by Terabytes April 9, 2017