shmoob

A shemale breast, occasionally mistaken for a boob.

Dude looking at porn: "Booooooooooooooo.....oh shit, shmoobs!" *alt-f4*

by evnidetr November 14, 2010

shmoop

when u want a relationship but don't want a relationship unless it's the perfect person; like a soulmate or forever one. also can be used as a noun for ur soulmate

"i feel like shmoop"

"i rlly just wanna find a shmoop"

by d21littleskater February 20, 2021

shmolderin

Shmolderin is anything you want it to mean.
Good or bad, it's fun to say to anyone positively or negatively.
(originated at North High School in O.N.E.)

Rey: Did you see my tackle?
Shelly Boy: Yeah nigga you shmolderin' doo!

Brent: What the hell's up with Conrad, why's he so pissed?
Dustin: I don't know, he's shmolderin'!

by Friisey January 31, 2007

Shmookied

When one, two or several too many bevvys have slid down your gob to which the tide begins to rise into your membranes.

Dewy: Dude check out Corbinyan, he's phased out of his mind
Johnny: Yeah oath ya dog he's actual shmookied
Dewy: Ha very shmookied

by Terj. February 13, 2019

shmoobagobgob

To give or take a big sloppy kiss

Sharyn: Dave, give us a shmoobagobgob.
Dave: Okay then!

;P x

by Sharyn Murray May 8, 2008

shmoofiy

a small, loose, crusty pussy

i bet u $5 that she has a shmoofiy

by shnitzleyay March 6, 2011

shmooblydonk

The process and/or art of shmoobing.

Dude, I met a vagina the other night and it totally got Shmooblydonked.

Or--

I drank way too much tonight, I know in the morning I'm gonna have to take a giant shmooblydonk.

by Shmoob-donk August 20, 2011