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meaty shitstain 

1. The leftover of a fart with a little surprise.

2. A really stupid person.
There's a big meaty shitstain in my underwear.
meaty shitstain by Appulis June 19, 2017

Schrödingers Shitstain 

The puzzling ruination of a public toilet by a shitter before you. As the offender could have been ANYone before the discoverer, hence, Schrödingers Shitstain.
"Don't use that fourth stall, bro -- Schrödingers Shitstain alert! And no, in the immortal words of Shaggy -- it wasn't me"

"If I find a Schrödingers Shitstain again after the barbeque this weekend, I'm gonna lose it."

Sebby Shitstain

Sebby Shitstain is a bum who gives you backshots and rapes you and farts on ur head while giving you head
Sebby Shitstain over here just shat a load while i blew my load

Politically correct shitstain 

A mark of shit which happens to be politically correct. In other words, means nothing.
-Why do you have a politically correct shitstain on your pants?
+Because it means nothing, and that's all that matters.

The backends of a shitstain 

Eric: ‘hey you ever been to moycullen?’
Stevie boy: ‘you mean the back ends of a shitstain? Nah, that place is the backends of a shitstain!’

That one Anal'bro's shitsman candlepiece 

Having your (gay) partner secrete out their
feces (preferebly in a stick shape), then
covering the feces with wax and inserting a
firecracker in said wax.
Next you must let the wax harden before inserting it into your (gay) partner's anus and lighting the firecracker.
After it explodes you proceed to take it out of your (gay) partner's anus, then proceed to suck and lick the feces (inserted inside) like a popsickle.
Have you heard of of That one Anal'bro's shitsman candlepiece ?