The last sheet of toilet paper on the last remaining roll that has been folded to the point of near impossibility and completely covered in shit in a desperate attempt to finish wiping.
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When someone doesn't know the word that the object is called. Can you give me that "ShitMaFuck". " I need that "ShitMaFuck" over there.
by AmberNTrish2023 August 8, 2023
Get the ShitMaFuck mug.The most extreme type of bowel evacuation known to man. A 10 out of 10 on the Rectum Scale. Always fatal…to anyone downwind.
Coroner: Sharon accidentally killed three bystanders after she performed Shitmageddon on the subway platform. Two others are in critical condition at a nearby hospital.
Reporter: What was the cause?
Coroner: Our hazmat team at the site has detected traces of Thai food and Taco Bell.
Reporter: Dear god.
Reporter: What was the cause?
Coroner: Our hazmat team at the site has detected traces of Thai food and Taco Bell.
Reporter: Dear god.
by Done it all dave December 25, 2023
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Reporter: What happened here?!
Police Detective: Dave performed shitmageddon on the subway platform, killing two instantly, and sending three others to hospital.
Reporter: What caused this??
Detective: We’re not sure yet, but our hazmat team onsite found traces of Thai food, and Taco Bell.
Reporter: Dear god
Police Detective: Dave performed shitmageddon on the subway platform, killing two instantly, and sending three others to hospital.
Reporter: What caused this??
Detective: We’re not sure yet, but our hazmat team onsite found traces of Thai food, and Taco Bell.
Reporter: Dear god
by Done it all dave January 10, 2024
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Get the shitmade mug.The action of holding in a massive shit for a prolonged period of time. Synonymous with clinchmaxing, but must be done whilst a shit is in the rectum.
Bill:
“Bro, Logan is an absolute legend at Shitmaxing! One time he didn’t shit for a whole month!”
John: “Wow, what a sigma!”
“Bro, Logan is an absolute legend at Shitmaxing! One time he didn’t shit for a whole month!”
John: “Wow, what a sigma!”
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