cocky ass kirubel ass spinach dark shit ass nigga

kirubel is muy gay

There is a cocky ass kirubel ass spinach dark shit ass nigga on my front lawn. Shoot I shoot him?

by osdjfiojerjo February 7, 2022

shit-ass shit

-something disgusting, including a person, place, or subject
-referring to any thing

*after seeing puke on the floor*
What is this shit-ass shit?

That kid's a stupid shit-ass shit

by nicole October 4, 2005

shit-ass fuck stick

slang for wieners in prison

The warden was very displeased that the convicts were not keeping their shit-ass fuck sticks clean and infections were a crisis

by von groovy September 14, 2019

shit ass cock sucker mother fucker

Any womans old man who cheats on her.

My boyfriend cheated on me and I called him a shit ass cock sucker mother fucker, and slapped the FUCK out of him. He cried like a pussy.

by WTF FML. August 15, 2009

Shit Ass Music

Any music that is terrible and over advertised, or made by people who have the appearance of a fat male who hasn't taken a shower in a week or changed clothes. It can also be made by somebody who listens to awful music like Hoobastank.

"Hey man, did you hear that new album?"
"Yeah it was pretty awful. Better than Andrews Shit Ass Music though"

by A Giacco December 5, 2009

shit ass dick bitch

You call your buddy matteo this when he's acting up

Yo Matteo Corsi you're a shit ass dick bitch and you should stop acting up

by Penis bitch ass shit ass July 13, 2017

Shit-Ass Pet fuckers

An infamous chain of pet stores. They've reached popularity by having the employees be excessively rude to whoever enters a Shit-Ass Pet Fuckers store; the most common greeting being, "Get the fuck out of here, you idiot!" that is usually accompanied by being kicked out.

Some have managed to get past the rude employees to find that there is only one can of dog food in each store, and it costs a million dollars. Nobody has ever bought one.

Another calling card of Shit-Ass Pet Fuckers is that they fuck your pet if you ever go into the store. If you didn't bring your pet when going in, they'll find it and fuck it, wherever it is.

All Shit-Ass Pet Fuckers stores have a trademark of having a gigantic yellow sign accompanying each building that reads, "Shit-Ass Pet Fuckers" in big letters.

Even though Shit-Ass Pet Fuckers has never made a profit, business is going great for them. Shit-Ass Pet Fuckers has several million stores all over the country and is showing no signs of ever going out of business. They have Shit-Ass Pet Fuckers buildings neighboring other Shit-Ass Pet Fuckers buildings they are doing so well. Every Star-Bucks coffee shop has at least five Shit-Ass Pet Fuckers surrounding them.

Shit-Ass Pet Fuckers has received several complaints and demands of changing their strategies and ethics, all to no avail. It seems that Shit-Ass Pet Fuckers will be around for decades longer.

Damn those Shit-Ass Pet Fuckers. They fuck your pet. Dog food costs $1,000,000! That's clearly overpriced!

Shit-Ass Pet Fuckers may not only be the worst pet store in the world, but possibly the worst store in general in the world.

Don't like it? Fuckin' screw! Shit-Ass Pet Fuckers!

by scraps992 March 22, 2011