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A cheap alternative to speed ball that comes in from Mexico. It is growing in popularity in the South West, particularly Texas. Usually composed of equal parts mexican black tar heroin and low grade methamphetamine, so named do to the mottled appearance caused by the large course granules which are black (heroin) and white (meth), like the colors of a tuxedo shirt, also like the tuxedo shirt it seems to be particularly popular with lower class whites. Although usually smoked, it can also be snorted or injected, it is a favorite topic of the KDFW Fox 4 evening news who incessantly warm that it is invading our grade schools/middle schools.
If John Belushi had used the phrase 'git er done!' instead of make funny movies he would have overdosed on tuxedo shirt.
by UTD Hustla January 27, 2009
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Texas T-Shirt

Name given to the disposable toilet seat covers, as often found in public restrooms. With center ring removed, they make an excellent "half-tee" and will help prevent sunburn on your shoulders. Often readily available at outdoor concerts and are very affordable.
" ... looks like it's gonna be a hot day at the park today, better grab some texas t-shirts while we're gettin' beer at the quickie mart ... "
by marscopar April 6, 2010
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MC Shithead

A rapper that is only heard in the video game Grand Theft Auto San Andreas, that you never hear him rap, just giving a shout out.
Yo! This is MC Shithead! On Radio Los Santos, the home of gangsta rap and gangsta bitches.
by Freakazoid July 29, 2005
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been there, done that, got the T-shirt

To have experienced all aspects of an event, show, or "famous" thing, to the point of ennui.
- I hear there is another new rave club starting up downtown.

- Been there, done that, got the T-shirt - just not interested anymore.
by soloact November 5, 2010
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shithag

An old or middle aged woman who is constantly talking or yelling shit
That shithag is constantly yelling incomprehensible bullshit all the time
by RedPortiaOne April 11, 2017
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Shirtless Mike

Shirtless mike is the neighborhood dad that always likes to take off his shirt no matter the situation. He always enjoys mowing his lawn twice a week as an excuse to take off his shirt. What ever you do, do not test shirtless mike. If you do, he will run you over with his limited edition custom painted modded high-speed accelerated 2019 Chevrolet Camaro 2.3 He also has the laugh of a demonic baby getting baptized on Jesus birthday.
Kid 1: Is shirtless Mike mowing his yard again?
Kid 2: Yeah, that's three days in a row!
kid 1: but its in the middle of December??
Shirtless mike: *turns head and looks a kids* grasses won't cut the self *slow deep demonic laugh*
kid 1 and 2 haha *RUNS*
by The real alcoholic July 31, 2019
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Shithausen Syndrome by Proxy

Shithausen syndrome by proxy (SSBP) is a mental health problem in which a DJ makes up or causes an illness or injury in a person under his or her care, such as a child, an elderly adult, or a munter. Shithausen syndrome by proxy is a form of abuse.
Is the DJ playing music? No its house. Shithausen syndrome by proxy
by Gavinna December 5, 2021
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