google shield

The act of clicking the little google icon on your screen, thus covering the screen with the google window, and covering whatever else you may be doing. Great for passer-bys.

My dad walked in when i was cybering with that hot algerian chick so i just put up the google shield.

by Pepsi X-treme August 27, 2005

operation human shield

a plan b for wen ur goin die so send ur black friend to bite the bullet

yo chalkie (black man) ur in operation human shield now no more crisps

by Ciaran does the business May 5, 2007

Shieldzy

someone who is incredibely sexy and likes to take their pants off and party on tables.
they have an extremely massive penis.
and is irresistable to women
he literally allways has women hanging off him

"oh look over there, is that shieldzy, yeh. nothing new. hes got 10 women with him"
"oh shieldzy it hurts to have sex, um thats because of my massive penis"

by Rebanico October 15, 2008

Shieldmaiden

1. A female version of a whiteknight.

2. A woman who comes to the aid of another person publically or online to speak in that person's defense. (mostly without the person's consent.)

"I was debating with a woman online when this Shieldmaiden came out of nowhere and called me 'Sexist!'."

by Your Boy Pat August 9, 2018

Text Shield

The act of using a person of large size to conceal the action of texting in an area where cell phone use is forbidden and/or frowned-upon.

This technique has also commonly been seen using a purse or a table.

I used that kid Mike as a text shield so I could reply to Eric's message.

by Khca Simmons March 28, 2009

meat shield

n. Human flesh which obstructs the passage of a projectile (i.e. bullet) from its intended destination. The human in question does not need to be alive to perform this function.

"Die, already! Damn meat shield..."

by ATX May 4, 2006

Shieldfield Rapist

Alter ego of a member of the student community housed in Northumbria Universities Stephenson Building located in Shieldfield in Newcastle-upon-Tyne, who dons plastic chequered Bowler hats, bowties and masks, all of which are outlandishly oversized. On top of this, strange cape-like attire may be worn, traditionally purchased from a pound shop. The outfit will usually be worn on halloween, whereby the person wearing it will appear to his friends, who will simultaineously enquire as to what he is dressed as, to which he will reply, 'I'm the Shieldfield Rapist', while supressing laughter.

Student 1: What the hell are you wearing that for?
Student 2: I'm the shieldfield Rapist!

by frankthefish31 August 9, 2009