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Don't count your sheep before the shepherd's market

Don't assume you have won before the results are in.
"Ive aced that test!"
"Don't count your sheep before the shepherd's market"
by NIGHTY G May 31, 2019
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I fucked as many shepherds as the sheep you herded

A Turkish proverb. Used when someone is acting know-it-all against someone else that actually knows it all.

'Ben senin güttüğün koyun kadar çoban siktim'
The know-it-all: I have recently read a few articles about X online, so I think I am kind of an expert on the subject now!

The expert: You know I have a PhD in X, right? I fucked as many shepherds as the sheep you herded!
by teori April 3, 2022
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Make Like a Shepherd and Get The Flock Outta Here

A southern way of telling one to fuck off.
Hey, do us a favor. Make like a shepherd and get the flock outta here!
by KnightofNerdom December 23, 2018
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Major the German Shepherd

One of President Biden’s two pet dogs; he is the first rescued dog to live in the White House. He has been attacked by the media repeatedly for biting secret service agents, even though the injuries they received were relatively minor and in one of the cases didn’t break the skin. This behavior is likely the result of a lack of training dealing with meeting new people. The media’s aggressive attacks over these incidents and ridiculous frequency of these types of stories popping up on certain news and social media platforms suggests that these companies who over advertise these stories, which have no real significance given no real injury was caused, have a Speciesism bias.
The companies that wrote these stories about Major the German Shepherd should be called out for doing so; for by writing stories like these they are promoting Speciesism and for drawing so much attention to stories like this that are not even worthy of the public’s time for this is not a significant incident for no real injuries were ever caused. It’s a major example of the Speciesism found in the news and social media industries. (The gif bellow is an example of the stereotype the media has created for Major and other German Shepherds, which in this case they portray as being aggressive, which is often not the case as the dog's temperament depends on how well they are trained.)
by Vanguard 1998 April 14, 2021
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Shepherd

(verb): To overwhelm with an excessive or seemingly unreasonable amount of work, often disguised as an opportunity for growth or intellectual enrichment.

(adjective): Describing an action, task, or situation as disproportionately demanding or overly burdensome in nature.
“Don’t make me Shepherd you with assignments if you keep procrastinating!”

“We’ve got three essays, a presentation, and a group project due next week—this is so Shepherd!”
by YoMomma236 December 4, 2024
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Toby Shepherd

He is sexy and skinny.
Hey look its Toby Shepherd

He's very sexy and skinny
by DirpDiamond April 1, 2022
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Bailey Shepherd

Known for their inability for affection. The more love you force upon them the more likely to kiss you they will be. You can recognize a true Bailey Shepherd because of their extreme smarts, and the fact that they use them to make you feel dumb. They are very attractive. Bailey shepherds are easily recognized because they are usually found slurping up jello and then spitting it back up everywhere on the ground.
Bailey shepherd is a load of BS
by cheese145 February 6, 2020
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