full of trifiling ass bitches..security guard is a 4ft 6in waste of space! teaches are crazy to the point where they talk about themselves in 3rd person?? COCKROACHES EVERYWHERE
by schsfag May 16, 2019

My friend Sheldon couldn't afford a house,so his parents gave him their house, but he couldn't stop gambling and used the house as collateral for a loan. Who's that guy with a shreklike wife that constantly berates him? Oh his name is Sheldon as he has no balls!
by Smallpena June 13, 2025

Incompetent Shrek-like dude with a microscopic penis as he overcompensates by driving large trucks to appear like a bigger man.
Hey this ugly dude just pulled up to a restaurant in his ram truck and it appears his underwear is packed with fruits and vegetables to make his penis look bigger as he must be a Sheldon!
by Boyznthehood April 25, 2025

by Ikealover2228 March 20, 2024

is too sexy for his team, ask his team mates. I'm too sexy for his skates. he can ride his porsche straight to hell..... <3
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by ah fuck it October 21, 2010

by The V.W. June 1, 2024
