shark

SHARK> You might look at but would never swim with ;)

An attractive female under the legal age or consent in the UK.

Mike; Titch, on your left!
Titch; shark?
Mike; shit..she is fit tho :o

by DJDEEZUK May 18, 2009

Sharking

The act of persistently messaging, or continuously following a female. Resulting in the eventual surrender, and subsequent sympathy shag/kiss to rid her of the human nightmare which haunts her. Sometimes executed in a drunk state, and not uncommonly used in nightclubs.

Originally coined from the somewhat successful tactic used by the notorious Andrew Goudie; receiving a number of kisses, and shags as a result of this universally frowned upon method of sharking.

"This boy wouldn't leave me alone last night! So I had to get with him to get him to fuck off!" - Girl
"Oh he was definitely sharking you then!" - Boy

or,

"What happened to you last night Karina? - Boy
"That boy had so little chat he had to resort to using The Andrew Goudie Tactic." - Karina
"Oh you poor poor person!" - Boy

by Natalie Belbin May 26, 2014

Sharking

When a man cuddles up with his sleeping partner and pokes him/her/it with his erect penis.

Martin kept sharking me awake.

by wiffizzle May 5, 2009

Shark

To become so desperate and outrageously bad about something, that your action has caused you personally to "jump the shark," making you a shark. Also, to cop out.

"Mike is hanging with his girl again tonight instead of going out with us."
"Ya man, he's totally sharked it."

"Hey guys, I think I'm going to stay in tonight and watch my crash DVD instead of party with you guys."
"SHAAARRRKKKKKK!"

"This party is sharked, lets go."

by Patrick T May 15, 2008

Sharks

Sharks is the act of passionate sexy time between a couple. Its very rare to acheive and there have been few documented cases.

Alyson: Sex means nothing to me anymore... can we play sharks instead?

Sam: Lets only ever play sharks

Alyson: Good idea

by Chu...Chu....Chunky November 15, 2010

Sharks

Sharks; adj;The act of benefiting yourself at someone elses despair.

Dawg, You're hella sharks for that one.

by DC Low October 4, 2009

Sharks

Creatures made of rubber that live in the ocean and like to EAT PEOPLE.

"Wow, this ocean water sure is nice."
-"Oh no, I see sharks, let's get out of here before they eat us!"

by mcbrightside February 11, 2010