shampoo-fucked

when you slip in the shower and knock down a shampoo bottle, causing it to violently penetrate you as you hit the shower floor

did you hear how Olivia was shampoo-fucked! she should have kept the shampoo in a safer place

by the giver of laughs July 25, 2021

Shampoo the carpet

Shampoo the carpet: Ejaculating on a hairy vagina.

I want to hook up with a chick who has with last a ‘70s bush and I “shampoo the carpet”!

by UncleMikeOnWheels November 6, 2020

Satan's Shampoo

When your in the shower with you girl and you cum in your hand then massage it into her hair while she's not looking.

Was getting feisty in the shower with my girl when I dropped a load and gave her the Satan's shampoo treatment.

by BigDog The Pirate October 6, 2018

Shampoo boys

Effeminate Malaysian Chinese boys who speak mostly mandarin, with fashion-forward style, and hang out in shopping malls like Sungai Wang.

Lauson is one of the shampoo boys who partied at La Queen last weekend.

by Sandralina May 16, 2022

whore shampoo

when a guy cums in someone else’s hair or cuming in one’s hands and washing another’s hair with it.

Bro last night I got whore shampooed and my hair is low key soft.

by jehovah witness June 10, 2023

stinky shampoo

When you take poop and wash someone's hair with it like it is shampoo

I went to my boyfriends house and he was suppose to shampoo my hair instead he did a stinky shampoo

by Fart master flash December 20, 2013

Andrew Shampoo

Has an unhealthy obsession with Micah.
Has uncontrollable anger issues.
Has butt implants.
Brushes his teeth with water and no toothpaste.

This is that moment where Nathan new he “Andrew Shampood” up.

by Whipdy doo gimme that boot November 11, 2019