ZOOMorial Service

A contingency online funerary requiem forced by COVID social gathering restrictions.

I'm so sorry to hear about your brother.
Yeah, very sad. He was only 42.
What are the funeral plans?
We can't have one. It's gonna be a ZOOMorial Service because of COVID.
Damn, send me an invite.

by YAWA January 28, 2021

Service Dog

Life saving floof.

Service dogs safe lives.

by Floof Saves the Day May 17, 2022

service turd

a waiter, waitress, or other retail worker who has a bad attitude or bad service.

My waitress at Olive Garden last night was a service turd. she took my menu before I had ordered!

by professionalpotato June 7, 2016

Sinfull Services

Sinfull Services also known as a DDoS service was a minecraft clan ran by sexylush and mythic exploits they targeted synhcf for a few months before moving on to bigger things

Sinfull Services is the best DDoS attack service out there

by xblskittles December 15, 2020

service magnet

A service magnet is a person that draws excellent service from businesses as a result of their pleasant attitude and patience with the service provider.

For example, during the busy retail season around Christmas, the service magnet is the person who is cheerful, patient and understanding and will typically get better service than the angry, demanding customer.

by krwinkler October 17, 2017

Service 64

The phrase said over the counter microphone whenever a hot chick enters certain food outlets. Should the phrase be unable to be said due to a female manager out back, a common practice is to press the special button 3 times on the till, displaying a message on the kitchen order screen of the same meaning.

Chick: *enters shop*
Sales assistant: "Service 64"
Kitchen staff: *stare through the food chute in awe*

by King of 64 March 30, 2008

Terms of Service

A long page listing out rules and conditions you must abide by in order to use a service. When seen on the internet, these terms are often ignored, as all the user must do is click the "I Accept" button at the bottom. If you read or attempt to read a page listing Terms of Service on the internet more than once in your life, you should schedule a doctor's appointment soon to test for possible Down Syndrome.

"Ugh, I don't want to read the Terms of Service! They all mean the same thing."

*Clicks "I Accept" button*

by IlikeTurdulz June 11, 2011