April Served

Getting "served" or otherwise any pwnage, getting beat up, or getting made fun of any time during the month of April, but not during April First. Any servage during April First will be considered getting "April Fooled".

(James trips over a small pebble on April 2-30)
Henry: James, you just got April Served by that pebble!

by Reeko Smallums April 10, 2008

Soft-Serving It

To achieve orgasm without erection.

"I didn't want anyone to see that I had a hard on, so I was soft-serving it."

by Sex Faulkner November 14, 2006

soft serve

the act of being soft or being a little bitch

Sean: "Man I have to drop out of the race"
Brandon: "Your being real soft serve, if you go to a soft serve ice cream machine, there is chocolate, vanilla, and Sean."

by Seany Boii April 10, 2007

soft serve

Soft Serve is a form of scat that involves very soft poop.

by General Turtle February 4, 2003

RAW SERVE

TO GET SERVED UP RAW, TO TAKE A BEATING ONE DESERVES, MAKING A DIFFERENCE BY TEACHING A LESSON TO SOMEONE WHO HAS DONE SOMETHING WRONG FOR A WRONG REASON, THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS TO SNITCHES, BITCHES, PUNKS, HATERS ECT., ANYONE WHO PROJECTS THEIR INSECURITIES ON OTHER PEOPLE,

DOWN SOUTH ATX, THEY LOVE TO "RAW SERVE" THEM HATERS, SNITCHES, BITCHES, PUNKS, ECT. ANYONE WHO PROJECTS THEIR INSECURITIES ON OTHER PEOPLE.

SHILHOE DONE SNITCHED ON TONY AND SAID THAT HE RAPED HER SO THAT SHE WOULDN'T LOOK GUILTY OF CHEATING ON HER BOYFRIEND BRANDON AND GOT "RAW SERVED"

by ~T~ SHOW RESPECT GET RESPECT October 16, 2008

serve up

to suck someone's dick, to give someone head

say nigga come scoop me up, i got three yellow bones that wanna serve you up

by dallas chick 2004 March 9, 2004

Soft Serve

When a man attempts to have intercourse with you, without being fully erect. Usally occurs after consuming mass quantities of alcohol and/or illegal drugs.

" How did it go with Phil last night?"

"Things were getting really hot, then he tried to give me a soft serve. I got dressed and left."

by Sister Golden Hair Suprise January 12, 2010