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Serbia

A country with good people, but asshole shitty politicians
Serbia would be a great country if Milosevich didn't exist.
by vgyivbugf7ydhghffder February 28, 2009
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Serbian Film

A great film for the whole family; made in 2010 and staring acclaimed actor Srdjan Todorovic, it's about a down on their luck actor who finally finds the roll of his career. Can he handle it though?
Guy 1: we should totally see that new movie!
Guy 2: Hell ya, Serbian Film looks fantastic!
by Jamboire April 22, 2017
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sergioism

All of the governments best ideal qualities put together ,and not using their bad qualities
in the future years everyone in the world will follow sergioism because it is what everybody wants and is the perfect form of government
by jdimndtrcks December 28, 2010
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Serbian roulette

Letting your drunk best man to choose a name for your new born child.
- Yo bro, take some schnapps and then we're naming my son!
- No way! We played Serbian roulette when Optimus Prime was born. My wife wanted to kill me!
by Vojvoda Seselj January 10, 2012
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sarging

The act of going out for the explicit purpose of either
1) working on skills to attract the opposite sex; or
2) putting those skills to effect.
1) "Dude, my bro and I are going out sarging tonight at Club Xtreme. We need to work on reducing our approach anxiety."

2) "Dude, my bro and I are going sarging tonight at Club Xtreme. Hopefully I can use my acquired skills to pull an SHB11 after negging, out-alpha-ing AMOGs, establishing a jealousy plotline, doing a venue change, setting up a time bridge, bouncing to the seduction location and then overcoming last minute resistance. And maybe her hot roommate will come along for the ride."
by rapmasta November 24, 2006
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Serbian

you know you are Serbian when...
1. you are strangely taller than all your friends

2.you know that you are misunderstood by like the entire world

3. You say opa when you really mean to say yay

4. You can write in two different ways

5. you are the only person on the entire planet that suffers from the epidemic called "promaja"...a.k.a extreme wind paranoia

6. u go swimming in rivers that your American friends call gross or unswimmable...but you do it anyway cus thats how you roll

7.your best friend is a Russian

8. you are strangely attracted to boys that can kolo or boys that can "break"

9. your checkbones are wider than everyone elses

10.you hang out with your Greek friend nd attack suspicous Turkish-looking people from across the street with your squirt gun

11. If you laugh at your own hilarious jokes that noone else gets

12. you go to Finland and people think that you are African

13. Ana Ivanovic is your idol

14. futbol means war

15. you think its strange that your Croation nighbors say bog (god) as a greeting

16. your parents say your gonna "die" if you dont go to a good school

17. you are nocturnal

18. you kiss more than an Italian

19. When you always have to compare prices with everything at the store.

20. you know where to go for a fun,hot and CHEAP night life that wouldnt make you broke

21. you can shake "sta toja mama gave ya"

22. you can make a pita

23. you have an urge to help out people who have never skiied before

24. you invite your two friends over and cook enough food for an entire army...then when you serve them food and they say its enough you quickly give them more and say "ohh just a little bit more!"

25. you know how to "feed" your guests

26. you are always carpooling or inviting guests over when they dont know where to go

27. you can never get lost even if they put u in a village in the center of Romania

28. you know the real way to spell "Belgrade"

29. When you use your entire wage to buy something for someone who invited you for lunch

30. when people ask "do you know that guy with the accordian?"

31. when "its your way or the highway"

32. If you own a frula

34. you go to the beach and you end up flashing everyone at the end...

33. if you have a beach house in montenegro

34. the boys dont neccessarily know what exactly you are but they cant stop staring...

35. when your friends joke about drinking alcohol you say "OK!!!"...but you really mean it...

36. When you jump on people and they yell "im getting mobbed by a Serbian" even though that usually wouldnt happen...

37.If you are the only white person on the court that can play basketball

38. Ako razumes sta kasem!
Serbian people can vary just like everyone else ;p
by sheknowswhatshesdoing March 9, 2008
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Drill Sergeant

Some of the most BAD ASS people ever made. Hard core muther fuckers!
Don't mess with the Drill Sergeant or he will fuck you up like a soup sandwhich!
by skin February 7, 2004
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