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First Rule of Self Pity

“No one wants to hear about your troubles unless your troubles are worse than theirs.
When a University of Chicago law professor blogged his complaints about making ends meet with a household income of more than a quarter of a million dollars a year, he violated the First Rule of Self Pity.
by MrJM September 26, 2010
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Self check

A really lame basketball player that can't score. A player you don't have to hold.
Yo, we need to double Kevin Garnett 'cause that guy they signed to a 10-day contract is a self check.
by gammarock December 22, 2004
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true self

The true self is the epicenter of a person's entire being, it is the total sum of everything that we are. It typically includes the conscious and unconscious minds as well as the psyche and the soul.

The realization of ones true self can only happen when one becomes aware of the false ego and overcomes the vanity of this great illusion. Without the temptation of the materialism of the false ego we are essentially pure awareness, experiencing itself.
He was unable to realize his true self because his false ego cant let him acknowledge his self deception, the lie hes convinced himself.
by H.Bogart March 13, 2015
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Self-confidence

“Hey I heard Bridget’s signing up to be an SRC! Are you signing up?”
Oh shit, no one’s gonna want a fucking emo girl with no self-confidence to sign up”
by ImAHappyLilHoe April 8, 2019
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self checkout

when one passes a reflective surface and can't resist the urge to "check themselves out"
did you see that guy pass that window? he totally just did a self checkout
by baby mongoose December 14, 2009
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selfiecide

Selfiecide

An accidental death that has been caused whilst trying to take a dangerous Selfie pic.
Did you hear that Dave committed Selfiecide?

He was trying to take a selfie on the Suspension bridge, he slipped and fell to his death.
by the one and only Jx April 24, 2014
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Self-D

A male taking a photo of his genitals and sending it to another in text message or other form of social media. See also "dick pic"
While I was at work, I received an unwanted Self-D from this random guy on Tinder.
by Huffnstuff January 1, 2015
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