The only matter I do not take seriously, BOY, is you.

An insane quote by Thanos to Ronan.

Ronan: "I only ask that you take this matter seriously."

Thanos: "The only matter I do not take seriously, BOY, is you. Your politics bore me! Your demeanor is that of a pouting child. And apparently you alienated my favorite daughter, Gamora. I shall honor our agreement, Kree, if you bring me the Orb. But return to me again empty handed and I will bathe the star-ways with your blood."

by ZaneyP00 May 29, 2022

really, seriously?

A sarcastic whay to say, 'this is stupid'.

Bobby Jack: Okay, you have to put on this monkey suit on now

Jim: really, seriously?

by Diana Johnson November 6, 2009

Serious Abs

When you have a six-pack and it's obvious that it isn't just some ordinary well worked out six-pack. These packs means it seriously.

Some times people claim that serious abs might get so serious that the whole back muscle area becomes totally out of influence because of the extreme abdominal power.

When your abs reach that certain point where they become serious they might develop their own requirements, such as; a special diet, to be flexed frequently and shown off in front of people or even become unsatisfied when someone touches them.

Serious abs are pussy-magnets, but in a much more serious way. Don't mess with them unless you got 'em!

- Oh... My... God... Did you just see those abs. That's probably the hottest man alive!!!

- Yeah, that's some serious abs.

by SwaggerBomb April 30, 2010

seriousing

asking a question, slang word for emotion thats serious

jason: "she broke up with me and she wasn't even kidding, she was seriousing"
alex: "dude are you seriousing me? you guys went out for 3 years!"

by aakasd420 October 21, 2010

for serious

a combination of the phrases "for real" and "seriously", "for serious" can express agreement when used as an exclamation, it can also be phrased as a question.

Example 1:
person A: "Hey, I got a new cell phone today"
person B: "For serious?"
Example 2:
person A: "That girl is such a ditz"
person B: "for serious!"

by Jon Pan September 25, 2005

why so serious

The phrase the villain "The Joker" played by Heath Ledger uses in the new Batman movie, "The Dark Knight" when he asks his victims why they are always so serious and not smiling.

The Joker holds a knife up to Rachel Dawes mouth and tells her the story of how he got his scars. He says that one night when his parents were fighting as a young child and he was watching from the corner, his dad asked him "Why so serious?" and used a knife to cut into his cheeks so it looked like he was always smiling.

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by littlefishyjes August 14, 2008

serious relationship

When a girl can find a guy that will actually stick around and prove that he truely loves her instead of getting the one an only thing typical guys want, and disappearing...

Ginger: 'Wow! Kandy you a serious relationship with Jax.'
Kandy: 'Yea, Jax actually stuck around and stayed with me even thru everythig.'

by Froglove85 June 21, 2012