second-best

It means inferior, next best, next to best, nothing special, second-rate.
Not as good as the best. Not exactly what you want, not perfect.
I'm sorry if I made you feel second-best.
A second-best solution.
by Gisela August 02, 2007
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OHNO-Second

That minuscule fraction of time in which you realize that you've just made a BIG mistake.
"It took an OHNO-Second to realize he had deleted the company's files."
by Zak May 03, 2003
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Second Birthday

If someone says they have a second birthday, they may be referring to the day they should’ve died, but didn’t.
Person one: “Why is Janet saying she’s celebrating her second birthday today?”

Person two: “A year ago today she survived an overdose. It’s her second birthday because she should have died according to the doctors.”
by cosmobabe March 29, 2020
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got a second

a phrase commonly used by office monkeys when they want to hijack your valuable time with something that will take much more than a second
Jeff: "Hey got a second?"
Dillon: "Sure"
Two hours later...
Jeff: "And that's what she said..."
Dillon: "Wow man, you wasted way more than a second of my time"
by JR07 November 12, 2012
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second-neck

penis with abnormally large girth, resembling ones neck.
She had to spread dat pussy open with rail-road spikes to make room for my second-neck.
by Gogz February 22, 2008
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Thick Second

Greg: Come on, we're all waiting on you.
Tom: Ok, be down in a thick second.
by RazzleDazzleDoge November 18, 2019
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Second Screen

Any device with a screen other than that of a television set.

Origin: The Television was the first, widely adapted technological advancement that allowed users to ignore human interaction by offering visual and audible stimulation. Secondary devices such as computers, handhelds and cellphones have become a means of distraction in this new technological age and are constantly evolving to offer more time wasting and socially hermitting features.
If you don't get off the internet now, I will lock up the power cords and batteries to all the second screens in the house. That means-No Computer, No Ipod, No Cellphone, No gameboy, No portable dvd player, No PSP, No graphing calculator, not even allowed to have your e-reader.
by Thomasthomasthomas December 28, 2010
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