second-best

It means inferior, next best, next to best, nothing special, second-rate.
Not as good as the best. Not exactly what you want, not perfect.

I'm sorry if I made you feel second-best.
A second-best solution.

by Gisela August 4, 2007

OHNO-Second

That minuscule fraction of time in which you realize that you've just made a BIG mistake.

"It took an OHNO-Second to realize he had deleted the company's files."

by Zak May 3, 2003

Thick Second

A better version of minute.

Greg: Come on, we're all waiting on you.
Tom: Ok, be down in a thick second.

by RazzleDazzleDoge November 18, 2019

Cosmic Second

Someone who comes into your life very briefly yet leaves a lasting impression (either positive or negative).

Although I knew her for only a cosmic second, her presence in my life will be remembered.

by Skylar01 October 30, 2019

got a second

a phrase commonly used by office monkeys when they want to hijack your valuable time with something that will take much more than a second

Jeff: "Hey got a second?"
Dillon: "Sure"
Two hours later...
Jeff: "And that's what she said..."
Dillon: "Wow man, you wasted way more than a second of my time"

by JR07 November 11, 2012

second-neck

penis with abnormally large girth, resembling ones neck.

She had to spread dat pussy open with rail-road spikes to make room for my second-neck.

by Gogz February 21, 2008

Second Birthday

If someone says they have a second birthday, they may be referring to the day they should’ve died, but didn’t.

Person one: “Why is Janet saying she’s celebrating her second birthday today?”

Person two: “A year ago today she survived an overdose. It’s her second birthday because she should have died according to the doctors.”

by cosmobabe March 29, 2020