scheiniufsmaul

Swiss expression for punching in someone's face.

"Dude, i think there is too much shit in you're brain!"
"I glob du willsch mir blöd ko, odr!? Scheiniufsmaul, hä?"

by Frank May 7, 2005

scheißenfreude

To derive pleasure from watching someone else lose their shit. A combination of schadenfreude and scheiße.

"Dude, did you see Bob's meltdown in the break room the other day when he saw that someone threw out his week-old sandwich? We were all enjoying the scheißenfreude."

by Peter Gryphon January 13, 2007

scheist

The act of stealing or "swiping" something.
Often used as an exclamation during or directly after the actually scheisting as if to say "hah! i just snatched somehting ".
prounced sh-eye-st

Note:
When one scheists something in plain view of the owner it is called a "legal-scheist."

John scheisted Henery's yogurt and yelled "Scheist!"
Because the scheist occured right in front of henery it was a legal-scheist.

by Sconzo September 7, 2008

scheissenhausen

for switzerland people, quite literally a house that you poo in. (scheisse is poo and hausen house.) Poo house.

hold on, dude, i just have to go to the scheissenhausen.

by A3M3R June 10, 2007

scheisse

Shit. Shite. Merde. The "S" word. The other word for "Crap"

scheisse is the German word for it. Also known as Shyste

scheisse! This piece of scheisse computer won't work. Oh well. I have to go and take a scheisse.

by 1069 June 4, 2005

scheidemuffin

adj. (shy-deh-muf-fin) mixture of the German word "scheide" or vagina, and a muffin. Usually used to describe a "nor-cal bra" who is full of STDs derived from bleach-blonde, oompa-loompa-orange sluts. In most cases they deserve a junkpunch or kick to the freakishly white bleached teeth. However, this can also be used to describe your best friend if they are of Austrian descent.

Person 1: Check out that scheidemuffin in the lifted truck

Person 2:He and his boyfriend are about to get drunk go to town on each other.

Person 1: Then afterword talk about how drunk they drove that one time, how many skanky slampieces they've been with and how hella sick having syphilis is.

or

Thanks for being my wingman tonight Martin, you're my favorite scheidemuffin! No homo

by dirty530GRANDE April 24, 2010

scheidelled

Adjective

1. Extremely complex and difficult to follow.
2. Needlessly over engineered.

synonyms: convoluted, serpentine, labyrinthine, tortuous, tangled
antonyms: straightforward

Man this system is totally scheidelled.

by ewconti September 20, 2016