A Scurfball is defined as a person who hasn't washed their hair in weeks, smokes 2 packs of cigarettes daily, has missing teeth and drinks two 12 packs of beer a day. Every other word is "fuck this" and "fuck that" and their breath smells like the inside of an asshole. A Scurfball consumes large quantities of McDonalds food and does not brush their teeth ever. They have large beer guts and are most likely hardcore Nascar fans.
"Bertha, when are them-there fucking cheese fries gonna be fucking done?! I've been waiting for those motha fuckers for an hour, bitch! My beers running out, my cigs are runnin’ low and I can't be waitin' around any fuckin' longer. I've got some Nascar to be watchin!"....."Harry, you and your fucking Nascar! Why don't you go take a shower and wash that dirty fucking hair, you dumb fucking scurfball!
by cheezy macaroni June 1, 2011
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"Yeah girl but he didn't shave so it hurt a little."
"Ew. He was Scruffin' The Muffin?"
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"Ew. He was Scruffin' The Muffin?"
"LOL! Yes! Girl you cray-cray."
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Get the Scruffy Puppy mug.Normally used when referring to an Online Streamer/V-Tuber who has a poorly made model/streaming setup as well as an abundance of issues when it comes to streaming but doesn't pay any attention to said problems either due to ignorance or their lack of experience and/or don't have the requirements to fix the problems.
Can also be used when referring to someone online who isn't particularly good at video games though is always trying to get better and doesn't feel ashamed of admitting they're bad and will always practice to be better.
Can also be used when referring to someone online who isn't particularly good at video games though is always trying to get better and doesn't feel ashamed of admitting they're bad and will always practice to be better.
Example 1
Hey, stop being a scufu and fix the issues now, its really hard to watch your streams like this you know.
Example 2
Person A: Shut your scufu ass up, the only thing you got going is that you wont give up.
Person B: Well, what do you want me to do? Give up and stop trying to be better or what?
Person A: Fine, I guess you do have a point.
Hey, stop being a scufu and fix the issues now, its really hard to watch your streams like this you know.
Example 2
Person A: Shut your scufu ass up, the only thing you got going is that you wont give up.
Person B: Well, what do you want me to do? Give up and stop trying to be better or what?
Person A: Fine, I guess you do have a point.
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