Scottish Rocks

The best basketball team in Scotland.

''What a pass from Singleton of the Scottish Rocks''

by Brendan April 7, 2003

motor scroting

Motor boating the scrotum.

I was motor scroting him all night long.

by scrotum queen November 14, 2009

scruttix

the scrotum and all the surrounding scrotal areas. from the crease of your inner thigh to the back of the gooch and all the way up to the base of the penis.

i have a rash on my scruttix so i should put some ointment on that shit before it spreads.

by ---kris--- January 2, 2009

Scottish Time Machine

Noun: a technique whereby someone consumes a sufficient quantity of Scotch whiskey that they forget the events of the evening to the extent that they wake up the next day and feel as though they slept through the entire night.

"Joe you were nuts last night!"

"What did I do? I don't remember anything...."

"You insert crazy shenanigans!!!!"

Well I'm glad you remember, because I rode the Scottish Time Machine and can't remember anything after my fifth glass of Macallan."

by jdubs319 April 17, 2011

scrotrim

The trimming of hair from the scrotum

"Got a big date tonight, better scrotrim"

by Bigbootyhoooooooooooooo September 14, 2014

Scottish bandana

A sexual favor offered as a sign of appreciation to a newly arrived tourist from a foreign land.

Gretchen was so happy that William's band played in her remote hometown, she offered him a Scottish bandana.

by Chellacked March 13, 2015

scottish meat pie

During sex, accidentally disgorging one's bowels onto your partner - usually following anal stimulation

She was looking forward to an amorous experience with her new boyfriend and instead ended up the recipient of a Scottish meat pie.

by Rev Diet August 17, 2016