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Scrooch

The line of rough skin running along the middle of your scrotom
"man I got my scrooch caught in my zipper"
by Sexy Bez Bezington May 20, 2009
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scrouch

a "sex couch" that seems to possess special powers that leads to the couple sitting or sleeping on the couch to engage in sexual activities. generally the scrouch is activated from, but not limited to, excess alcohol consumption.
Bob: You will never believe this, but Jack got laid at the party last night!
Sally: What?! Jack is too ugly to fuck.
Bob: Usually, but somehow he got a woman on the scrouch.
Sally: Just thinking about the scrouch is making my vaginey wet.
by Haywood Jablome? February 18, 2011
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Scrotch

N: When one spills Scotch Whiskey on their groin area, the resulting stain is known as "Scrotch".
Mc: "That jerk bumped into me and I spilled my glass, I had Scrotch the rest of the party.

Mc: "That chick I was hitting on wouldn't go down on me because of my Scrotch"
by Naught Reel Nayme December 21, 2010
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scrach

the slimey subtance around your ass when sweat mixes with poo particles
"i scratched my ass and my fingers got covered in scrach"
by chester dudecoff June 28, 2008
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Scrotch

When someone scratches their crotch, dick or balls
by kevb0t_ August 5, 2016
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Scrotch

"Dude, all your mom did was scrotch my balls, not play with them!"
by ChristineW April 21, 2006
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Scoach

The act of mixing Scope mouth wash and Scotch to get you drunk and give you incredible smelling breath.
Kevin: Dude, how is Scotty so plastered yet have such awesome breath?

Chance: I saw him putting mouth wash in his liquor.

Kevin: Scoach..? Most fucking awesome thing i have ever heard.
by Steve Saigere March 21, 2010
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